In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best wing puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Wing it with these hilarious puns and wordplays
1. I wanted to come up with a poultry pun, but I couldn’t think of any good “fowl” jokes.
2. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it… especially wings!
4. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was a real snow-laying hen!
5. I love cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food!
6. Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
7. I knew a chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter… She was a real snow-laying hen!
8. I asked my boss if my wings were done. He said no, I need to bring them with ranch.
9. I went to a seafood disco last night… I pulled a mussel.
10. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo player? A bluegrass musician.
Dad jokes that will have you flying with laughter
1. How do chickens stay in shape? They egg-cercise!
2. Why was the turkey arrested? They suspected fowl play.
3. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
4. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
5. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down!
6. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
7. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
8. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
10. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
Funny winged wordplays to make your day
1. I tried to organize a flight for all my chickens… but they refused to be cooped up!
2. Why did the chicken join the basketball team? Because he heard they were good at slam dunks!
3. Did you hear about the poultry chef who got fired? He was caught beating the eggs.
4. Why did the rooster sit on the weathervane? To kick-start his morning routine!
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. What do you call a duck that loves making puns? A real quack-up!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. Why was the fish so easy to weigh? Because it had its own scales!
9. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
10. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
Top-notch puns for lovers of all things wings
1. I tried to organize a flight for all my chickens… but they refused to be cooped up!
2. Why did the chicken join the basketball team? Because he heard they were good at slam dunks!
3. Did you hear about the poultry chef who got fired? He was caught beating the eggs.
4. Why did the rooster sit on the weathervane? To kick-start his morning routine!
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. What do you call a duck that loves making puns? A real quack-up!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. Why was the fish so easy to weigh? Because it had its own scales!
9. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back again? A dirty double-crosser.
10. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
Feathered fun: the best wing puns to tickle your funny bone
1. Why did the hen lay her egg on top of the mountain? She wanted to lay an egg-streme sport!
2. What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
3. Why did the chicken join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
4. What did the chicken say to the duck on Halloween? “Trick or tweet!”
5. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely? By winging it!
6. Why did the chicken get a penalty during the soccer game? It was using fowl play!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
9. I tried to organize a flight for all my chickens… but they refused to be cooped up!
10. Why did the chicken join the basketball team? Because he heard they were good at slam dunks!