In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best style puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Punny Perfection: The Top 10 Style Puns That Will Have You in Stitches”
1. Sew you think you can dress better than me?
2. What did the hat say to the scarf? “You hang around…I’ll go on a head.”
3. Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!
4. I’m so well-dressed, I put Dior out of business.
5. It’s a waist to throw out old clothes – they could be re-threaded!
6. I can’t help but denim the power of a good outfit.
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te (cute).
8. The tailor cried at the seance because he had no-body to sew.
9. What did the jeans say to the t-shirt? “You’re a-t-shirt me apart!”
10. What did the hat say to the tie? “You’re knot so bad after all!”
“Dress to Impress: Hilarious Fashion Puns That Will Leave You Fashionably Amused”
1. My fashion sense is so fly, it can strut down the runway on its own.
2. I’m so stylish, even my shadow is following me around.
3. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.
4. I got these jeans for a steal – they were on sale at half off!
5. Why couldn’t the bicycle find pants that fit? Because it was two tired.
6. She wore a dress with pockets so she could keep her shoes in sole-mate.
7. What do you call a group of fashionable bees? Buzz-worthy!
8. I asked my tailor to make me a suit out of recycled materials. He told me it was sew eco-friendly.
9. Why do fashion designers never get cold? They have a big collection of coats!
10. My socks are like relationships – sometimes they just need a little mend and they’re good as new.
“Haute Couture Comedy: The Best Style Dad Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At”
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of fashion.
2. What’s a fashionista’s favorite kind of math? Geometry – because they love angles!
3. I asked my dad what his favorite type of shoe was. He said, “Loafers…they just feel right.”
4. Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.
5. My dad tried to tell me a joke about a belt. It was a waist of time.
6. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
7. Why did the mannequin break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle her constantly changing outfits.
8. My dad tried to wear his belt made out of watches to keep his pants up. It was a waist of time.
9. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants in the dressing room.
10. I’m not addicted to fashion, I’m committed.