In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best weed puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
High Times: The Top 20 Weed Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches
1. Why did the stoner become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow his own pot!
2. Weed you believe it, I’m on cloud nine!
3. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. A cool mom who smokes weed.
4. How do you know if someone smokes weed? Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
5. I’m not addicted to weed, we’re just in a committed relationship.
6. Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the party? He heard the joint was on the higher shelf!
7. Marijuana may not be the answer, but it’s definitely a solid suggestion.
8. When life gives you lemons, trade them for some dank weed.
9. What do you call a stoner who just broke up with their partner? Weed rebound.
10. I’m sorry for what I said when I was not high.
Bluntly Hilarious: The Best Dad Jokes for Stoners
1. You can’t be too far from your bong, otherwise you’ll miss out on some high quality time.
2. What did the stoner say to their plant? How high are you right now?
3. The only greens I eat are in my stash jar.
4. What do you call a group of stoners playing music together? A high note orchestra.
5. I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
6. Weed may not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
7. What does a stoner use to hail a cab? Uber high.
8. What’s the best way to make a joint stand out in a crowd? Dress it in pot leaves.
9. I don’t have a green thumb, I have a green pipe.
10. I’m not a morning person… unless morning means wake and bake.
A Bud-tiful Collection of Weed Wordplays
1. I’m not a poet, but I do know it’s time to smoke it!
2. Weed me get straight to the point.
3. What do you call cannabis that likes to travel? High wheed.
4. Why was the weed plant always late? It was too stoned.
5. You can’t spell healthcare without THC.
6. Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? They heard it was a joint venture.
7. What do you call it when a joint runs out of weed? A reefer madness.
8. I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I do it with a bud.
9. No, officer, I haven’t been smoking weed, I’ve just been burning a little potpourri.
10. When life gives you weed, smoke it.