In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best valentines day puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Love is in the Air: The Top Valentine’s Day Puns to Make Your Partner Chuckle
1. I glove you very much!
2. You’re berry special to me.
3. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you.
4. You’re a-peeling to me.
5. Olive you more than words can say.
6. You’re my main squeeze.
7. I’m so egg-cited to be your Valentine.
8. Life with you is just rosy.
9. You’re a latte to handle, but I love you a whole latte.
10. You’re the missing piece to my puzzle-heart.
Punny Presents: Clever Wordplays to Brighten Your Valentine’s Day
1. Love is just a matter of time.
2. You make my heart skip a beat.
3. I’m stuck on you like glue.
4. I’m totally hooked on you.
5. I’m knot kidding, you’re the best Valentine.
6. You’re my rock, paper, scissors champion.
7. Love isn’t always a walk in the park…but with you, it is.
8. I lava you more than anything.
9. I whisk you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
10. You’re a-MAIZE-ing!
Dad Jokes for the Win: Hilarious Valentine’s Day Puns that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven…because it must’ve been exhausting running through my mind all day.
2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
5. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
6. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
7. I must be a treasure, because I’m totally lost in your eyes.
8. Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
9. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
10. If beauty was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, These Valentine’s Day Puns are Sure to Amuse You
1. Love is in the AIRE when I’m with you.
2. You make my heart SKIP a beat.
3. I love you SOY much.
4. Let’s make a TOAST to us.
5. You’re a-PEELing to me.
6. I WHALE always love you.
7. You’re my ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS champion.
8. You drive me BANANAS!
9. You’re the APPLE of my eye.
10. You’re a total SMARTIE!
Love and Laughter: The Best Funny Valentine’s Day Puns to Share with Your Loved Ones
1. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
2. Are you a candle? Because you’re hot!
3. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
4. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
5. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
6. Forget about Spider-Man, you’re the only superhero I need.
7. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
8. Did you invent the airplane? Because you’ve got me flying high.
9. Are you a cat? Because you just made me purr.
10. Are you a mirror? Because…I can see myself in your pants. (Just kidding!)