In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best twilight puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Sink your teeth into these fang-tastic Twilight puns
1. Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite!
2. How do you greet a vampire? Fangs for the memories!
3. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
4. Why did the vampire refuse to play baseball? He couldn’t find his bat.
5. What did the dentist say to the vampire? You really need to get your teeth straightened out.
6. How does a vampire like his steak cooked? Bloody rare!
7. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a teacher? Blood tests.
8. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn’t find his way through the pale.
9. How do vampires make sure they never miss a meal? They always keep an eye out for someone necks.
10. What do you call a vampire who loves ice cream? A chomp-ire!
Howl with laughter at these werewolf puns from Twilight
1. Why did the werewolf go to obedience school? He needed to brush up on his bark-manship.
2. What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a flea? An animal that can itch itself.
3. Why did the werewolf bring a pencil to the party? In case someone wanted to draw blood.
4. How do you know if a werewolf is ready for dinner? He’s famished.
5. What’s a werewolf’s favorite dance move? The moonwalk.
6. Why did the werewolf break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his wild side.
7. How did the werewolf make money? He did odd jobs around the neighborhood to stay busy.
8. What do you call a werewolf who loves to swim? A fur-midable opponent.
9. Why do werewolves never start arguments? They prefer to avoid any hairy situations.
10. How do werewolves keep their shoes clean? They tread carefully.
Sparkle and shine with these vampire puns
1. Why did the vampire visit the car dealership? He was looking to trade in his hearse for something more fang-cy.
2. How does a vampire clean his house? With a broomstick.
3. Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She was such a pain in the neck.
4. What do you call a vampire who is good at math? Count Dracula.
5. How did the vampire pay for his meal? With a blood bank card.
6. Why did the vampire get a job as a night watchman? He wanted to work when he felt most alive.
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
8. Why did the vampire join the aerobics class? He heard they were doing neck aerobics.
9. How did the vampire make sure he got a good night’s sleep? He always slept in a coffin.
10. Why did the vampire go to therapy? He had a lot of bat memories.
Eclipse the competition with these Twilight wordplays
1. Why did the vampire keep playing hide and seek? He loved to count and hide in the shadows.
2. How did Edward Cullen stay in shape? He always ran at vampire speed on his elliptical.
3. What’s a vampire’s favorite dessert? I-scream.
4. Why don’t vampires play cards in the forest? Too many stakes!
5. How did the vampire musician become famous? He had great bat-itude.
6. Why did the werewolf open his own business? He wanted to be his own alpha-male.
7. What do you call a vampire who loves to gamble? A bet-eran player.
8. How did the vampire figure out the solution to the mystery? He had a lot of batintuition.
9. Why did the werewolf refuse to take a bath? He didn’t want to wash away his scent.
10. Why did the vampire get a job at the bakery? He loved to sink his fangs into some doughy treats.
Breaking Dawn with these hilarious Twilight dad jokes
1. Why did the vampire always carry a notebook? So he could take some bat notes.
2. How does a vampire learn to read? He takes night classes.
3. Why did the werewolf’s girlfriend break up with him? She couldn’t handle his hairy situation.
4. What do you call a vampire who can sing? A Bat-tist.
5. Why did the vampire plant a garden? He wanted to grow his own fang-tastic snacks.
6. How do you know when a werewolf is telling a joke? You can hear the howls of laughter.
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of boat? A blood vessel.
8. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to rock out with his fangs out.
9. How does a vampire cook dinner? With a stake and a few garlic cloves.
10. Why was the werewolf always chosen to lead the pack? He had a certain howl-derness about him.