In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best tower puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Reaching New Heights: The Top Tower Puns to Make You Laugh”
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
“Eiffel Good About These Tower Puns: The Best Wordplays and Dad Jokes”
1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
6. Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. The most common element in the universe is hydrogen. It’s about time!
9. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
10. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
“Tower-ing Humor: A Compilation of the Funniest Puns”
1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
2. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
3. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. I’d tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it.
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. The most common element in the universe is hydrogen. It’s about time!
“From the Leaning Tower to the Sears Tower: Tower Puns That Will Make You Giggle”
1. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
8. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
9. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. I’d tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it.
“Laugh Your Way to the Top Floor: Hilarious Tower Puns Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day”
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
4. I’d tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it.
5. The most common element in the universe is hydrogen. It’s about time!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down!
8. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
9. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!