In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best tail puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Tails from the punny side: A collection of hilarious tail puns
1. Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
3. Did you hear about the dog who wrote a memoir? It was a tail-wagging good read!
4. Why did the squirrel bring a flashlight to the party? Because it was a light snack!
5. How does a cat communicate with a fish? Through shell phone!
6. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
7. Why did the pony get bad grades? Because he was a little horse!
8. How do you make a goldfish feel important? Take him to see the scales!
9. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
10. Why was the lizard so good at math? Because he was a reptile genius!
Wagging our way through the best tail puns and jokes
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
2. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
3. How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy!
4. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
5. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
6. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
7. How do you wake up a sleeping squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
8. What do you call bird seed that makes a parrot talk? A vocabulary!
9. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot!
10. How does a dog stop a video? He hits the “paws” button!
Don’t be a scaredy-cat, check out these paw-sitively funny tail puns
1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
2. What do you call a group of musical cats? A meow-sical!
3. Why was the cat sitting on the car? He was waiting for his purr-purr!
4. What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
5. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
6. What do you call a cat that likes to eat beans? Paws-tachio!
7. Why did the cat go to the dentist? To improve his bite!
8. What do you call a cat that can play the guitar? A furr-el Gibson!
9. Why did the cat sit on the roof? He wanted to be higher up than the dog!
10. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meow-tain!
Unleashing the top dog puns and wordplays about tails
1. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
2. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
3. Why do dogs run in circles before lying down? They’re making a “ruff” draft!
4. How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair!
5. What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A labracadabrador!
6. Why did the dog bring a stick to the park? To fetch our attention!
7. What do you call a cold dog on a hot day? A chili dog!
8. Why do dogs wag their tails? Because no one else will do it for them!
9. What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A cat-has-trophy!
10. How can you tell if a dog is a magician? He always has a few “tricks” up his sleeve!
From purr-fectly funny to tail-wagging good: The ultimate list of tail puns and dad jokes
1. Why did the dog go to school? To improve his bark!
2. What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog!
3. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
4. How does a cat welcome you home? With open paws!
5. Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of its bark!
6. What did the dog say to the tree? Bark!
7. Why did the cat go to the vet? She had a hairoin problem!
8. Why do cats always get their way? They are very purrsuasive!
9. How do you know if a cat has eaten a duck? It’s quackers!
10. What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A sourpuss!