In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best sweet puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth with These Hilarious Candy Puns
1. What did the Skittle say to the peanut M&M? You’re nuts!
2. Why did the Swedish fish swim in the ocean? Because it had a reel taste for adventure!
3. How does a chocolate bar wish you a happy birthday? With a sweet card!
4. Why did the lollipop go to school? It wanted to be a smartie!
5. What did the gum say to the shoe? I’m stuck on you!
6. Why did the gummy bear go to the dance? It wanted to find its “sweet”heart!
7. How do you mend a broken candy bar? With chocolate kisses!
8. What’s a candy’s favorite place to visit? Jelly land!
9. What did the sour candy say to the sweet candy? You’re a real treat!
10. Why don’t we ever tell secrets to Italian candies? Because they’re always “Gobstopper”-ing us!
A Spoonful of Sugar: Sweet Wordplay Puns to Brighten Your Day
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
2. Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
3. How do you make a milkshake laugh? Tell it a pun-tastic joke!
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
5. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
6. What did the dessert say to the fork? Get ready to be spoonfed some puns!
7. Why did the cinnamon roll get promoted? It was great at “baking” a good impression!
8. How does a lemon pie apologize? It says, “I’m sorry I was a little tart!”
9. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite!
10. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a sugar “coating” removed!
Donut Worry, Be Happy: Funny Puns About Desserts and Treats
1. Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!
2. How do you fix a broken candy bar? With chocolate kisses!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
4. What’s a chocolate’s favorite place to visit? Hershey’s chocolate world!
5. How do you make a milkshake laugh? Tell it a pun-tastic joke!
6. Why did the pie go to school? Because it had good a-crust-stics!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. What did the ice cream say to the waffle cone? Let’s stick together!
9. Why did the cupcake go to the party? It heard there would be icing on the cake!
10. Why do desserts never get lost? Because they always have good directions!
Sweeten Your Life with These Ice Cream Puns and Jokes
1. Why did the ice cream truck driver get fired? He kept “scooping” out on the job!
2. How do you make an ice cream cone laugh? Ticklish toppings!
3. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, snow doubt!
4. Why did the teacher bring ice cream to class? It was a sweet lesson!
5. How do you fix a broken ice cream cone? With sprinkles of love!
6. What’s an ice cream cone’s favorite dance? The sprinkler!
7. Why did the ice cream cone go to school? It wanted to get a “sundae” education!
8. What do you call a unicorn eating ice cream? A sprinkalicious treat!
9. Why did the ice cream melt? It was put under too much “cone”-stitutional pressure!
10. Why did the ice cream blush? It saw the milkshake spooning with the cherry on top!
Berry Funny: Punny Wordplays About Fruits and Sweets
1. Why did the strawberry turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
3. How do you make a banana split? Just say “split!”
4. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
5. What do you call an apple pie that’s a spy? A pie-thagorean!
6. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool? It wanted to be a “mellow”dramatic fruit!
7. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste!
8. What did the peach say to the pear? We make a “peary” good pair!
9. Why did the passionfruit break up with the kiwi? It couldn’t handle its “seedy” side!
10. What did the lychee say to the blueberry? You’re berry sweet!