In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best spirit puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Boo-lliant Spirit Puns for a Ghoulishly Good Time
1. Why did the ghost go to the bar? For some boo-ze!
2. How do ghosts like their whiskey? Neat or sheeted!
3. What do witches drink at happy hour? Brewskis!
4. Why did the skeleton refuse a drink? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
5. What do you call a polite ghost in the bar? A spirit with manners!
6. Why don’t ghosts like going to parties? They have no body to dance with!
7. How do vampires like their cocktails? Bloody good!
8. What do you call a ghost’s favorite drink? Ghoul-aid!
9. Why did the phantom take up bartending? He wanted to serve spirits, of course!
10. Why did the mummy start a brewery? He wanted to wrap up his own spirits!
Sippin’ on Spirits: Dad Jokes to Make Your Drink a Little Funnier
1. I told my wife I wanted a Scotch, she said “You’re drunk”. I said “I’m a dad, it’s what we do.”
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite whiskey? Boos Bourbon!
3. Why don’t ghosts like the bar? They’re afraid they’ll be booed off!
4. How do you greet a friendly vampire at the bar? Fangtastic to see you here!
5. You can’t run from your problems, but you can slowly jog towards them with a rum cocktail.
6. Why did the ghost order a double shot? He needed a little more boo-ze!
7. What’s a werewolf’s favorite cocktail? a Bloody Mary, of course!
8. I asked the bartender for a vodka tonic and he said, “After this, it’s gin and bear it!”
9. What did the bartender say to the ghost who ordered a beer? “We don’t serve spirits here!”
10. Why did the zombie go to the bar alone? He wanted a solo cup!
Pour Some Fun into Your Glass with These Spirit Wordplays
1. My drink was so strong, it got arrested for being over the legal limit!
2. What’s a ghost’s favorite cocktail ingredient? Boos and berries!
3. Why did the bottle of vodka break up with the whiskey bottle? They had too many shots in common!
4. My friends told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn!
5. Why did the martini go to school? It wanted to be a little more vermouth-educated!
6. I tried to make a joke about spirits, but it ghost me nowhere.
7. What did the ghost say to the bartender? “Pour me one more, it’s spirit o’clock!”
8. Why did the gin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find the tonic!
9. The ice cubes at my party were so cool, they were just chilling.
10. Why did the rum refuse to jump? It didn’t want to rum the risk!
Raise Your Spirits with These Hilarious Drink Puns
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. Why did the cocktail start working out? It wanted to be a little mixer-fit!
3. What do you call a haunted beer? A brew-dead!
4. My doctor told me I should cut back on alcohol, so now I only drink on days that end in “Y”.
5. Why did the young whiskey rebel against the older whiskey? It wanted to be brand-new!
6. What’s a ghost’s favorite type of cocktail glass? A boo-tini!
7. I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a social drinker. I’m just very social!
8. Why did the champagne break up with the wine? It was tired of all the corks!
9. What do you call a ghost bartender? A boo-keeper!
10. Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be a little malt-ucated!
Funny Bone-afide Spirit Jokes to Share at Your Next Cocktail Party
1. Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets!
2. Why did the wine break up with the cap? It was tired of all the screwing around!
3. How do you know if your drink is turning into a vampire? It starts to get a little red in the glass!
4. Why did the whiskey stand up to the vodka? It wanted to prove it was neat!
5. My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror.
6. What do you call a drunken ghost? A boozer!
7. Why did the rum join the football team? It wanted to be a running back!
8. What do you call a spiritual beer? A brewed awakening!
9. Why did the gin go to the gym? It wanted to work on its tonic!
10. Why did the bartender break up with the lemon? It kept giving him a sour look!