In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best shakespeare puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“To Pun or Not to Pun: The Top 10 Hilarious Shakespeare Puns That Will Make You Laugh”
1. What do you call a group of musical Shakespearean bees? Bardflies!
2. Why did Shakespeare only write in pen? Pencils have a lead point.
3. If Shakespeare were a chef, what would he serve? Romeo and Jujubes!
4. Why did Shakespeare write with a quill? Because he couldn’t find his “pen, sword”!
5. What did Shakespeare say when he accidentally dropped his coffee? “O, latte! Latte! Wherefore art thou, latte?”
6. If Shakespeare were a football player, what position would he play? Midfielder, because he’s great at delivering lines.
7. How does Juliet maintain her figure? By avoiding Romeo and Juliette.
8. What did Macbeth say when he couldn’t find his favorite pen? “Out, damned Bic! Out, I say!”
9. Why did Hamlet carry a torch to bed? To be or not to be a night light.
10. Why did Shakespeare get kicked out of the costume party? Because he kept making dagger faces.
“Bard-approved Wordplays: 5 Shakespearean Puns That Will Have You Rolling on the Floor with Laughter”
1. Why couldn’t Juliet play Hide-and-Seek? Because good hiding spots are hard to come by.
2. What do you call a Shakespearean potato? Mac-Beth!
3. How does Shakespeare like his tea? Tempest in a teapot.
4. Why did Shakespeare only shop at the antique store? He preferred his plays to be aged.
5. How does Julius Caesar make his coffee? With a little “et tu, Brute”-erness.
“Funny as a Fool in a Shakespeare Play: The Best Dad Jokes Inspired by the Bard Himself”
1. Why did Hamlet carry a pencil? To be precise.
2. How does Othello stay fit? He exercises Othello-cally.
3. Why did Macbeth become a baker? He heard king cake was to die for.
4. Why did Shakespeare always carry a mirror? To be or not to be your own reflection.
5. What do you call a missing plant in Shakespeare’s garden? Mac-missing.
“All’s Well That Ends Well: A Collection of Clever Shakespeare Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches”
1. Why did Shakespeare go to therapy? To talk about his “two Gentlemen of Verona” issues.
2. What do you call a Shakespearean ghost wearing a cowboy hat? Shakespeare in the Wild West.
3. Why did Shakespeare always have perfect hair? He never missed a comb-indication.
4. How does Lady Macbeth apologize? She offers the spot remover.
5. What did Shakespeare say when his friend asked him to borrow a book? “To imbibe, or not to imbibe: that is the question.”
“Punny Business: Shakespearean Wordplays That Prove The Bard Was the Original King of Comedy”
1. What did the prince say to the ghost? “Wherefore art thou, ectoplasm?”
2. Why did Othello bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
3. What did Shakespeare do when his laptop froze? He pressed Juliet.
4. Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They just couldn’t see eye to eye.
5. What do you call a Shakespearean carpenter? Will Hammer-shake.