In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best selfie puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Say Cheese!: The punniest selfie captions that will make you smile
1. “Felt cute, might delete later…if my arm gets tired from all these selfies.”
2. “Just out here trying to find my angle…and my purpose in life.”
3. “Selfie game strong, self-esteem not so much.”
4. “Channeling my inner selfie queen, but with a side of chaos.”
5. “Smiling because selfie lighting is a form of magic.”
6. “When in doubt, pout…and then take a selfie.”
7. “Brace yourselves, selfies are coming.”
8. “Just a selfie before I turn into a pumpkin at midnight.”
9. “Selfies: because someone has to document my weirdness.”
10. “Out here serving looks, but mostly just confused expressions.”
Punny Poses: Strike a pose with these hilarious selfie puns
1. “Wait, let me take a shelfie first.”
2. “Strike a pose, Vogue…or just take a selfie instead.”
3. “I’m not great at math, but I’m willing to take a selfie for you to subtract my flaws.”
4. “My selfie game is stronger than my WiFi connection.”
5. “Warning: selfies taken here may result in severe eye-rolls.”
6. “Selfies: a socially acceptable form of self-obsession.”
7. “Trying to keep up with the Kardashians…and failing, but at least my selfies are fire.”
8. “If a picture is worth a thousand words, a selfie must be worth a million likes.”
9. “No filter can hide my true awkward self in selfies.”
10. “Why take a photo when you can take a selfie and annoy your friends instead?”
Smile for the Puns: The funniest dad jokes to accompany your next selfie
1. “What did the selfie say to the rest of the photoshoot? Let me take a shot!”
2. “Why did the selfie take so long to upload? It had too many pixels to process.”
3. “How do you make a selfie disappear? Press delete and watch it fade away!”
4. “Why did the selfie go to therapy? It couldn’t find its best angle.”
5. “What did the selfie say to the mirror? Please reflect on how fabulous I look.”
6. “What do you call a selfie that’s afraid of heights? A low-angle shot.”
7. “Why don’t selfies ever win awards? They’re too busy striking poses to be recognized.”
8. “Why did the selfie go to the beach? To catch some waves and good lighting, of course.”
9. “What do you call a group of selfies hanging out together? A self-portrait party.”
10. “Why do selfies always turn out blurry? They can’t seem to focus on one thing for too long.”
Picture Perfect Puns: Clever wordplays to take your selfie game to the next level
1. “I take selfies, not prisoners.”
2. “Feeling cute, might delete…just kidding, I’ll probably post it and regret it later.”
3. “Got my selfie game on, but my life game off.”
4. “Too glam to give a damn, but not too cool for a selfie.”
5. “Selfie: because who else is gonna capture my awkwardness at just the right angle?”
6. “Out here just trying to inspire selfie envy in others.”
7. “Life is short, take selfies and make memories you’ll cringe at later.”
8. “Just a selfie in a world full of filters.”
9. “A selfie a day keeps the haters away…or at least entertains them for a bit.”
10. “Selfie fact: my phone storage is mostly filled with pictures of my face.”
Selfie Shenanigans: Funny puns to make your followers LOL at your photos
1. “Selfies: the ultimate form of self-expression…until you realize how self-absorbed you look.”
2. “They say the camera adds ten pounds…thank goodness for filters, am I right?”
3. “My selfie game is as strong as my ability to procrastinate on important tasks.”
4. “Just a selfie to remind you that I’m still alive and thriving…sort of.”
5. “Do I always look this good in real life? Absolutely not, but thanks for asking.”
6. “Selfie Sunday: the one day a week I actually try to look presentable.”
7. “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the selfie queen of them all? Spoiler alert: it’s me.”
8. “Caption this selfie: when you’re feeling cute but also craving a nap.”
9. “Selfies are like French fries: you can never have just one…especially when you’re hungry for attention.”
10. “When life gives you lemons, take a selfie and throw some shade at the haters.”