In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best running puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Running on Empty: The Funniest Running Puns to Keep You Laughing on the Track
1. Why did the runner stop halfway through the race? He couldn’t take it anymore, he needed a “brake”!
2. What did the running shoes say to the feet? “You’re the sole-mate for me!”
3. Why did the jogger go to the bank? To get a good “run” for his money!
4. How does a jogger make sure he’s always in shape? He runs around in “circles”!
5. What did the runner say to his legs after a race? “You two are really going places!”
6. Why don’t runners ever listen to music while racing? They prefer the sound of their “sole” pounding on the ground.
7. What did the coach say to the squirrel running on the treadmill? “You’re nuts!”
8. Why did the marathon runner carry a pen and paper during the race? In case he needed to “write” a note about his progress!
9. How did the runner greet his friends after a race? “Jog on over and join the fun!”
10. Where do runners go when they’re feeling down? To the “jogging” path to clear their minds.
Lace Up and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Runners
1. What do you call a running shoe that speaks French? A “sneaker”!
2. Why was the running track so popular? It had lots of “runway”!
3. Why did the runner bring a ladder to the race? To “climb” to the top of the podium!
4. Why did the jogger refuse to run in the rain? He didn’t want to “dampen” his spirits!
5. How do runners stay in shape during the winter? They “chill” out on the treadmill!
6. What do you get when you mix a marathon with a comedy show? A “fun” run!
7. Why did the runner cross the road? To prove he’s not “chicken”!
8. What’s a runner’s favorite type of music? “Jog” tunes!
9. Why did the track coach carry a whistle? To “blow” the competition away!
10. How did the runner feel after winning the race? On top of the world, like he was “running” on air!