In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best romance puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Love is PUN-derful: The Top 10 Romance Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle
1. You’re my favorite notification because you always make my heart “ping”.
2. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
4. I’m not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
5. You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
6. Are you a pizza? Because I feel a connection “cheesy” enough for us to share.
7. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my arms.
8. You’re my appendix because this feeling in my stomach is hard to explain.
9. You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
10. Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you’re just F-I-Ne.
Say “I Love Pun!” with These Hilarious Dad Jokes
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
3. My wife told me I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. What do you call fake spaghetti? An im-pasta.
7. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
9. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
10. I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
Love is in the Air…and in These Rib-Tickling Wordplays
1. Why did the girl bring a ladder on her date? She heard the guy was a “highly” eligible bachelor.
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who is dating a dietician? They make a great pair – they’re always counting calories together.
3. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It had too many “rubbing” points.
4. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
5. Why did the baker break up with his girlfriend? He kneaded some space.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
8. How do you mend a broken heart? With a love stitch.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Get Ready to LOL: The Funniest Romance Puns for Your Next Date Night
1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
3. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
4. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
5. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
6. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
7. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.
8. I must be a banker because I’m definitely checking you out.
9. Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest.
10. You must be made of Copper and Tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
From Cheesy to Clever: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Love Puns
1. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
2. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
5. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
6. Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
7. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
8. I must be a banker because I’m definitely checking you out.
9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
10. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.