In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best periodic table puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Punderful Elements: The Most Hilarious Periodic Table Puns
1. I asked the periodic table if I could join it, but it said I was not a good element.
2. Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down!
3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
5. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
6. Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all the solutions!
7. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
8. The optimist sees the glass half full, the pessimist sees the glass half empty, and the chemist sees the glass completely full – half with liquid and half with gas.
9. Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber? Because he became a polymer chemist when he cut his toe
10. I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
Chemistry Jokes: Laugh Out Loud with These Element Puns
1. Iron is attracted to bad friends because it is a ferrous wheel.
2. I asked the chemist if he wanted some sodium bromate. He said NaBrO.
3. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
4. Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. How often do I like to tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
6. Why was the chemistry book so sad? It had too many reactions.
7. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
8. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
9. Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
10. Why is the mole of chemistry called Avogadro afraid of rides? A mole’s favorite ride is the roller coaster. Because of its curves.
Dad-Approved Wordplays: Clever Periodic Table Puns for Every Occasion
1. I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
2. Have you heard about the chemist who was reading a book about helium? He just couldn’t put it down!
3. What is the chemical formula for “banana”? BaNa2
4. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
5. What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium.
6. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A one molar solution
7. What is the solution to the pollution? A dilution
8. I am reading a book on anti-gravity. It is impossible to put down.
9. I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.
10. Chemists have all the solutions.