In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best new year puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Ring in the New Year with a Bang: Hilarious Pun-tastic Wordplays
1. I’m so excited for the New Year, I can hardly contain my elf!
2. Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It couldn’t handle its ticks and tocks anymore.
3. I’ll be celebrating the New Year with my pet rock. It’s going to be a boulder time!
4. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
5. I’m resolving to read more this year. So far, I’ve finished two bags of chips and a bottle of wine.
6. How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together!
7. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
8. I told a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
9. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
10. Every year, I resolve to be less sarcastic. So far, it’s going okay.
Start the Year off with a Laugh: Dad Jokes and Puns Galore
1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’d crack each other up!
2. New Year’s resolutions are like babies: they’re fun to make, but no one ever sticks with them.
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
5. I made a pun about the wind, but it blows.
6. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
7. I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction.
8. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
9. I’ve been reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
10. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to stick with it.
Punny Resolutions for the New Year: Funny Wordplays to Keep You Smiling
1. I’m resolving to stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.
2. My New Year’s resolution is to break into song more often. So far, I’ve only broken a few windows.
3. I’m resolving to be more positive this year. So far, I’ve tested positive for sarcasm.
4. My resolution is to be less indecisive. Or maybe more…I haven’t decided yet.
5. I’m resolving to get in shape this year. Round is a shape, right?
6. My New Year’s resolution is to learn to count. So far, I’ve mastered the counting part.
7. I’m going to be more spontaneous this year. Just wait and see what I have planned!
8. I’m resolving to be more patient this year. I’m just waiting for the right moment to start.
9. My resolution is to start using more puns in everyday conversation. Don’t worry, I’ll let you know when I’m pun-ishing you.
10. I’m resolving to watch less TV this year. So far, I’ve only watched two seasons in one sitting.
Cheers to a Pun-tastic New Year: Clever Wordplay Jokes to Share with Friends
1. I made a resolution to be more organized. So far, my sock drawer is alphabetized.
2. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
3. I’m resolving to be more spontaneous this year. Want to come with me to the middle of nowhere?
4. I’ve been taking up gardening as a hobby. I had to weed out all my other hobbies first.
5. I made a New Year’s resolution to lose weight. So far, all I’ve lost is my mind.
6. I’ve been trying to cut meat out of my diet, but it’s a rare medium well-done.
7. I resolved to be more flexible this year. So far, I’ve become best friends with my yoga mat.
8. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
9. I made a resolution to find happiness in small things. I found it in the form of chocolate.
10. I resolved to stop making puns about coffee. It’s a latte to ask of me.
New Year, Same Puns: The Best Dad Jokes and Puns for 2022
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
2. I made a pun about laziness, but I’ll finish it later.
3. I made a New Year’s resolution to tell more dad jokes. So far, I’m dadicated to the cause.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
5. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know which comes first.
6. I’m resolving to make better puns this year. So far, I’ve been pun-ishing my friends with them.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
8. I made a New Year’s resolution to be more adventurous. So far, I’ve explored the depths of my couch cushions.
9. I tried to make reservations at the library. They were all booked.
10. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.