In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best moustache puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
The “Moustache Mania”: Hilarious puns that will tickle your funny bone
1. I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
2. Moustache the night away.
3. Don’t worry, moustache will be okay.
4. Moustaches are like a fine wine, they only get better with age.
5. My moustache brings all the boys to the yard.
6. Moustache rides, 5 cents. Cash or ‘stache.
7. Keep calm and grow a moustache.
8. Moustache, because no one likes a naked lip.
9. I like big moustaches and I cannot lie.
10. Moustache goals – grow it like you mean it.
“Moustache Rides” and Other Cringe-Worthy Dad Jokes
1. I “moustache” you to stop with the dad jokes.
2. My moustache may be small, but it’s still growing on me.
3. A man without a moustache is like a cup of tea without sugar – bland.
4. Moustache rides – the dad joke of facial hair puns.
5. I mustache you to stop shaving your lip caterpillar.
6. That moustache really ties your face together.
7. Moustache, it’s what separates the men from the boys.
8. Keep calm and moustache on, dad.
9. My moustache is like a fine-tuned instrument – it grows on you.
10. Are you growing a moustache for Movember, or just because it’s the ‘stache thing to do?
Keep Calm and Moustache On: Wordplay that will crack you up
1. My moustache is my facial secret weapon – handle with care.
2. When life gives you lemons, grow a moustache. It’s the zest thing to do.
3. Keep calm and grow a moustache – it’s a hairy situation.
4. Moustache, a man’s best friend next to his razor.
5. I moustache you to stop horsing around with those puns.
6. A moustache is like a push-up bra for your face.
7. Moustaches are like fine wine, they only get better with age.
8. Moustache: the little piece of facial hair that could.
9. Moustache, because no good story ever started with “I shaved my face last night”.
10. From handlebars to Fu Manchu, there’s a moustache for every face shape.
From Handlebars to Fu Manchu: Funny moustache puns for every style
1. Handlebars or bust – I moustache you to choose wisely.
2. The Fu Manchu – for when you want to look like a villain from a cheesy movie.
3. A pencil-thin moustache – when you want to channel your inner Dali.
4. The horseshoe moustache – because why not look like a badass cowboy?
5. The walrus moustache – for when you want to make a big splash.
6. The English moustache – the gentleman’s facial hair choice.
7. The toothbrush moustache – not recommended if your name is Adolf.
8. The Dali moustache – for when you want to add a touch of surreality to your face.
9. The Chevron moustache – when you want to cruise through life in style.
10. The pyramid moustache – for those who want to make a bold statement with their facial hair.
Putting the “Pun” in Punny: Witty wordplays for moustache enthusiasts
1. Moustache, ask me about my secret to superior facial hair.
2. Moustache – the mark of a true gentleman and a playful spirit.
3. I moustache you a question, but I’ll whisker it instead.
4. My moustache is my wingman, always helping me break the ice.
5. Keep calm and wear your moustache with pride.
6. Moustache, because life is too short for boring facial hair.
7. A man with a moustache is a man with a plan.
8. Life’s too short for a boring upper lip – grow a moustache.
9. Moustache rides – the cheapest form of transportation you’ll ever find.
10. Moustache, it’s not just facial hair – it’s a way of life.