In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best mexican puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Taco ’bout a Good Time: 10 Hilarious Mexican Food Puns”
1. I’m nacho average taco enthusiast.
2. Let’s taco ’bout how guacward this situation is.
3. I’ve bean thinking about tacos all day.
4. Don’t be jalapeño business!
5. Queso-the-day with a delicious taco.
6. You’re the salsa to my chip.
7. Keep calm and salsa on.
8. Let’s taco ’bout how much I love you.
9. This salsa is on fire!
10. I like my puns like I like my tacos – extra cheesy.
“Burrito-ful Wordplays: The Top Mexican Pun Jokes to Make You Laugh”
1. I’m in a serious relationship with burritos – it’s getting pretty guacward.
2. If you can’t handle me at my salsa worst, you don’t deserve me at my guacamole best.
3. Why did the burrito go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little wrap.
4. I don’t always eat burritos, but when I do, it’s sure to be a wrap-ture.
5. I’m burrito-ly in love with Mexican cuisine.
6. Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!
7. I’m nacho average burrito lover.
8. Let’s taco ’bout how burrito-ful this meal is.
9. Q: What’s a burrito’s favorite dance? A: The salsa!
10. Some might say I’m a-maize-ing at making burrito puns.
“Spice Up Your Day with These Cheesy Queso Puns and Jokes”
1. Queso good, it’s almost too grate to be true.
2. Let’s queso the day with some laughter.
3. Queso hungry, yet I can’t stop making puns.
4. I’m not yolking when I say queso is egg-cellent.
5. Q: What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of a tree? A: Camembert (come on bear)!
6. I’m on a roll with these queso puns.
7. I’m nacho ordinary queso enthusiast.
8. I’m not queso-tioning your love for cheese.
9. Q: What do you call cheese that’s sad? A: Blue cheese.
10. Queso up, the puns are just getting started.
“Nacho Average Humor: The Best Mexican Food Dad Jokes”
1. Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? A: Because he was on a roll.
2. Q: What do you call fake spaghetti? A: An impasta.
3. Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
4. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A: Frostbite.
5. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer.
6. Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything.
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? A: Frostbite.
8. Q: How do you organize a space party? A: You planet.
9. Q: Why did the math book look sad? A: Because it had too many problems.
10. Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.
“Salsa your Socks Off: Funny Mexican Puns Guaranteed to Make You Smile”
1. Let’s salsa ’bout how much I love Mexican cuisine.
2. I’ve bean thinking about Mexican puns all day.
3. Q: What did the tortilla chip say to the salsa? A: Shall we dance?
4. I’m avo-control when it comes to making Mexican food puns.
5. Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
6. Q: What do you get when you cross a chili pepper and a shaggy dog? A: Hot dog!
7. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems.
8. Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Between you and me, something smells.
9. Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
10. Q: What did the grape do when it was stepped on? A: It let out a little wine.