In this very funny pun article, we have come up with and collected the best metal puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
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1. I’m like a lead guitarist because I always take things to the next level.
2. Why don’t metalheads like to play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding those killer riffs!
3. What do you call a metalhead who doesn’t use deodorant? Iron Stin.
4. If a drummer and a guitarist fall off a cliff at the same time, who hits the ground first? Who cares, as long as they’re both metal!
5. How do metalheads like their coffee? With a little bit of scream and sugar.
6. I used to be in a band called Moderation, but we broke up because we had too much metal.
7. What do you call Iron Maiden with no gas? Unleaded Maiden.
8. Why did the metalhead bring a ladder to the concert? He heard the band would be playing on the top shelf.
9. Did you hear about the metal singer who got locked out of his house? He had to break a windowpane.
10. How do metalheads stay cool during summer concerts? They headbang with the air conditioning on!
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1. Why did the metalhead go to the doctor? To get his metal health checked.
2. Did you hear about the guitarist who got arrested? He was caught riffing off the wrong chords.
3. What do you call a metal-loving gardener? A heavy metal.
4. What did the metalhead say when he lost his keys? “Where’s my Axe-sess denied!”
5. How do you fix a broken heavy metal band? With some metal screws, of course!
6. Why was the metalhead always in detention? He couldn’t stop shredding in class.
7. What’s a metalhead’s favorite snack? Metal chips.
8. How do you get a metalhead to stop headbanging? Put a clock on his forehead.
9. Why do metalheads make bad chefs? They always overcook the metal.
10. What did the guitar player say when he broke a string? “That was a real riff-off!”
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1. Why did the metalhead go to therapy? He needed to get the lead out.
2. What do you call a metal band made up of dogs? Ruff Sabbath.
3. Why was the metalhead always so calm? He had a heavy metal state of mind.
4. How does a metalhead greet his friends? With a “Heavy Metallica, brother!”
5. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of pasta? Megadeatharoni.
6. Why was the drummer always late to practice? He couldn’t keep time.
7. How do metalheads like their eggs? Over-lica.
8. What do you call a metalhead who loves to clean? A dust buster.
9. Why did the metalhead take up gardening? He wanted to grow some metallica plants.
10. What’s a metalhead’s favorite board game? Risk of Irony.
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1. Why did the heavy metal band start a charity? To give back to the mosh pit.
2. How does a metalhead make a call? With a shredderphone.
3. What type of shampoo do metalheads use? Conditioner of Metal.
4. Why did the metalhead bring a hammer to the concert? To nail the solo.
5. How do metalheads like their steak? Medium rare, just like their riffs.
6. What did the guitarist say to his guitar when they got into a fight? “You’re stringing me along!”
7. Why was the metalhead a terrible painter? He always made everything too heavy metallica.
8. What’s a metalhead’s favorite mode of transportation? The Iron Haul Express.
9. How do metalheads deal with stress? They headbang it away.
10. Why did the heavy metal band get kicked out of the movie theater? They kept shouting “Encore!” at the end of every movie.
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1. What did the metalhead say when he lost his car keys? “This is a major Am feat.”
2. Why was the metalhead always so reflective? He had a real metal state of mind.
3. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of candy? Rock candy.
4. Why did the metalhead become a librarian? He wanted to check out some heavy metal.
5. How do metalheads like their burgers? Medium Metallica.
6. What do you get when you cross heavy metal with Shakespeare? The Tragedy of Macdeath.
7. What’s a metalhead’s favorite type of exercise? Headbanging cardio.
8. Why did the metal band start a bakery? To sell some heavy metal muffins.
9. How do metalheads cope with a breakup? They listen to Slayer on repeat.
10. Why was the metalhead always so good at math? He could count in 4/4 time.