In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best may puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Hilarious May Puns to Brighten Your Day
1. May the force be with you this month!
2. April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
3. May you have a blooming good month ahead!
4. May your days be filled with sunshine and may your puns be always on point!
5. May the fourth be with you on Star Wars Day!
6. May all your dreams and aspirations blossom like May flowers!
7. Why do bees have sticky hair in May? Because they use honeycombs!
8. May your May be as bright as the sun shining in the sky!
9. I’m so excited for May, I’m practically blooming with joy!
10. May your May be filled with laughter and love, just like these puns!
Top 10 Dad Jokes for May
1. Why do flowers always drive so fast in May? They want to get to the bloomin’ party!
2. What did the calendar say to the clock in May? “Time to turn over a new leaf!”
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award in May? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. How do you fix a broken Mayflower? With a band-aid of course!
5. What’s the best way to stay dry in May? Use an umbrella-corn!
6. Why did the tree go to the dentist in May? To get a root canal!
7. How does a May flower apologize? With a bunch of “I’m sorrys!”
8. Why do birds sing so loudly in May? Because they want to make a good first impression!
9. What do you get when you cross a bee with a May birthday? A BEE-day cake!
10. Why are aspiring pun comedians like May flowers? They always grow on you!
May Wordplay Wonders: Puns That Will Make You Smile
1. These May puns are so good, they’re simply unbe-leaf-able!
2. I’m so excited for May, I wet my plants!
3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
4. Let’s make this May pun-tastic!
5. Be-leaf me, these May puns will have you smiling all month long!
6. Why was the math book sad in May? Because it had too many problems!
7. May your month be filled with pun-sational moments!
8. Don’t leaf me hanging, share more May puns!
9. Let’s keep the May pun train rolling!
10. These May puns are bringing all the laughs and smiles!
Funny May Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud
1. What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a flower in May? A hoppy bloom!
2. Why did the tree give out free wifi in May? Because it wanted to stay connected to its roots!
3. I couldn’t find my gardening tools in May, they were lost in the shrubs!
4. May your May be filled with sunshine, puns, and plenty of dad jokes!
5. Why did the tree go to the dance in May? Because it wanted to show off its new roots!
6. These May puns are so good, they’re making me bzzzy with laughter!
7. I’m so excited for May, I’m losing my bloom!
8. What’s a May flower’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bud!
9. May your days be as bright as these puns and your nights as calm as a May breeze!
10. Why are May flowers so happy? Because they’re always in their prime!