In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best margarita puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Margarita Madness: The Top 10 Punniest Margarita Jokes and Wordplays
1. Why did the margarita go to school? Because it wanted to be a little lime
2. What do you call a group of margaritas playing music? A cocktail band
3. How do margaritas talk to each other? They lime up for a chat
4. What did the bartender say to the margarita glass? “You’re looking sharp tonight”
5. Why did the margarita break up with the daiquiri? It couldn’t handle the competition
6. How do margaritas celebrate birthdays? With lots of lime and tequila
7. What’s a margarita’s favorite dance move? The tequila shuffle
8. Why was the margarita always cold? Because it had too many icebreakers
9. What do you call a margarita in a cowboy hat? The tequila mockingbird
10. What did the lime say to the tequila? “Don’t be sour, we make a great pair”
Sippin’ and Snickering: Dad Jokes for Margarita Lovers
1. Why did the margarita go to the beach? It heard the salt water was top-shelf
2. What did the lime say to the tequila? “You’re the zest in my life”
3. What’s a margarita’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bad (with a lime twist)
4. What do you call a margarita that’s not ready to commit? A cocktail player
5. How does a margarita clean its kitchen? With a little lime and elbow grease
6. Why was the margarita always in trouble? It was caught mingling with the wrong crowd
7. What did the shaker say to the margarita? “You’ve got a lot of spirits in you”
8. Why did the margarita go to therapy? It had too many mix-up issues
9. What happened when the margarita went to the comedy club? It got a little too boozy
10. How do margaritas stay in shape? They do tequila squats
When Life Gives You Limes: Hilarious Margarita Puns to Brighten Your Day
1. Why was the margarita so good at math? It knew how to divide and conquer
2. What happened when the margarita saw a ghost? It got a real chill down its lime
3. How do margaritas stay cool? They have a lot of self-control
4. Why did the margarita bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the top shelf
5. What do margaritas do when they’re feeling down? They pour themselves a little tequila cheer
6. Why did the margarita go to the library? To check out some books on mixology
7. What’s a margarita’s favorite Pixar movie? Finding Tequila
8. How do margaritas keep in touch with each other? They send limes messages
9. Why did the margarita visit the doctor? It was feeling a little shaken, not stirred
10. What’s a margarita’s favorite snack? Nachos, with an extra side of salt