In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best marathon puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. “On Your Mark, Get Set, Pun: The Top Marathon Jokes to Keep You Running”
1. Why did the running shoe go to therapy? It had too many foot issues.
2. Did you hear about the jogging ghost? It’s always racing against time.
3. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
4. Why did the marathon runner break up with their shoes? They just weren’t a good fit.
5. How do you organize a space race? You planet.
6. Why did the gingerbread man go to the gym? He wanted to improve his running time.
7. What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion.
8. How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? It becomes apparent.
9. Why don’t some runners have any friends? They always take a running leap at them.
10. What do you call a running belt that’s holding up a pair of pants? A waistline.
2. “Pun-ning Your Way to the Finish Line: Hilarious Wordplays for Marathoners”
1. I used to be a personal trainer, but I couldn’t handle the stress. It was a lot of running a-round.
2. Why do marathon runners make terrible burglars? They always get caught at the finish line.
3. What did the track say to the runner? “You’re outstanding in your field.”
4. Why did the marathon runner go to the bakery? They heard they had great long rolls.
5. How do you run a marathon in space? You planet.
6. Why do runners have such great relationships? They know how to pace themselves.
7. What’s a marathoner’s favorite type of music? Fitness tunes.
8. Why was the runner always cold? They had a draft.
9. What did the sports car say to the marathon runner? “See you at the finish line.”
10. Why did the marathon runner carry a pencil? In case they needed to draw a finish line.
3. “Dad Jokes that Will Have You Running on Laughter During Your Marathon”
1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a marathon runner? Frostbite.
2. Why did the marathon runner go to the bank? They heard they had great runs.
3. Why do marathon runners always like to travel in groups? They enjoy being part of a running joke.
4. What do you call a marathon runner with a sense of humor? A witty sprinter.
5. How do marathon runners stay in touch? They keep each other posted.
6. Why was the centipede disqualified from the marathon? It had too many legs up on the competition.
7. Why did the marathon runner go to the library? They wanted to check out some running books.
8. Why did the marathon runner refuse to wear shoes? They preferred to go barefoot.
9. How do marathon runners listen to music? They tune in to their running playlist.
10. Why did the marathon runner wear a watch? It was time for a new joke.
4. “Puns That Will Pace You Through Your Next Marathon”
1. What does a marathon runner put on their morning toast? Finish line jam.
2. Why was the marathon runner always ahead in their classes? They had a good stride.
3. How do you know when a marathon runner’s party is a success? They go the distance.
4. Why do marathon runners make great detectives? They always follow the clues on the track.
5. What do you call a marathon runner who sings while they run? A race caroler.
6. Why did the marathon runner bring a ladder to the race? They heard the competition was stepping up their game.
7. Why did the marathon runner join the orchestra? They wanted to set a new record.
8. How do marathon runners cool down after a race? They take a marathon-ing chill.
9. Why did the marathon runner avoid the bakery? They didn’t want to loaf around.
10. Why couldn’t the marathon runner join the debate team? They were always running out of arguments.
5. “Funny Marathon Wordplays to Keep You Going the Extra Mile”
1. Why did the marathon runner go to the seashell store? They wanted to find the perfect “shell” for their pace.
2. What did the marathon runner say to the ocean? “I’m coming for that water break record.”
3. How do marathon runners stay stylish? They always stay on track.
4. Why was the marathon runner great at baking? They knew how to set a new “bread” record.
5. What did the tired marathon runner say to the road? “You’re a marathon away from breaking me.”
6. Why was the marathon runner always in fashion? They had great “running” shoes.
7. How do marathon runners handle setbacks? They tackle them one step at a time.
8. Why was the marathon runner always the life of the party? They knew how to break it down on the track.
9. What do marathon runners bring to a potluck? A great “run”ch dish.
10. Why did the marathon runner become a chef? They wanted to master the art of “running” a kitchen.