In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best lunch box puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Pun-tastic Lunch Box Jokes to Make Your Co-Workers Jealous”
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite!
3. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty!
6. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll!
7. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
8. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
10. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
“Dad Jokes for Lunches: Hilarious Wordplay to Brighten Your Day”
1. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
5. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
“The Funniest Food Puns to Pack in Your Lunch Box”
1. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
2. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
6. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
7. What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed? Holy guacamole!
8. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
9. What type of vegetable is famous for being cool? A rad-ish!
10. What did the one potato chip say to the other? Let’s ketchup!
“Lunchtime Laughter: Witty and Clever Lunch Box Puns”
1. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frost bite!
3. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
4. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
5. Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”? Because every play has a cast!
6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie!
8. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
9. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. The police arrested the bird for being a jailbird.
“How to Spice Up Your Lunch Break with Funny Lunch Box Jokes”
1. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
5. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek team, but good players are really hard to find.
6. Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants!
7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
8. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
9. How do you butter up a baker? With flattery.
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke him up.