In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best london puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.

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The Big Ben-onanza: Hilarious London Puns and Wordplays

What did Big Ben say to the London Eye? “Hands up if you’re ticklish!”
Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It just couldn’t take all the seconds ticking by.
How does Big Ben stay in shape? It does clock-outs!
Why did the tourist refuse to leave the clock tower? He just couldn’t “face” the time to go.
What do you call a clock in London that constantly tells dad jokes? Chime-y humor!
How did Big Ben get in such great shape? It’s all about that tower-ing workout routine
Why was Big Ben in a hurry for the meeting? It heard the clock’s ticking!
What did the hour hand say to the minute hand on Big Ben? “Hey, we need to hang out more often!”
Why did Big Ben go to therapy? It had too much time on its hands!
Why did Big Ben start a band? It wanted to make sure everyone was in sync!

London Bridge Jokes: Crossing the Line with Dad Humor

Why did the London Bridge want to wear sunglasses? To look cool as it rose.
What did the London Bridge say to the boat? “Mind the gap!”
How does the London Bridge keep fit? It does bridge crunches!
Why did the London Bridge break up with the Tower Bridge? It just couldn’t handle the high maintenance.
What did the London Bridge say to the river underneath? “Let’s stick together, we make a good team!”
How did the London Bridge feel about being in so many postcards? It was bridging the fame gap.
Why was the London Bridge always at the top of the class? It excelled at bridging the knowledge gap.
What do you call a bridge that loves to dance? A London Bridge that’s “bridging” the gap between land and water.
Why did the London Bridge hire a comedian? It wanted to bridge the gap between architecture and humor.
What did the London Bridge wear to the fancy gala? A bow-tie, because it was bridging the gap between casual and formal.

What do you call a group of musicians who only play on the London Underground? The Tube Tones!
Why did the ghost refuse to take the London Underground? It was afraid of the “spirit” of the underground.
How did the London Underground propose to the train tracks? With a diamond-studded Oyster card!
Why was the London Underground always the life of the party? It knew all the tracks to dance to!
What did the London Underground say to the crowded carriage? “Mind the gap, but also make some space!”
How does the London Underground stay in shape? It takes the stairs instead of the escalator!
Why did the London Underground become a detective? It was always on track to solve the mysteries!
What do you call it when the London Underground is delayed? A tube-tastrophy!
How does the London Underground stay calm during rush hour? It practices its patience on the tracks!
Why did the London Underground join a book club? It wanted to learn more about its “platforms” for success!

What do you call a royal with a sense of humor? The Punderful Prince!
Why was the queen always the best at jokes? She had a royal knack for wordplay!
How did Buckingham Palace respond to bad puns? It just wasn’t amused!
Why did the prince become a comedian? He wanted to crown his jokes with laughter!
What did the royal guard say to the comedian at Buckingham Palace? “You’re under a-jest!”
What did the queen say when asked about her favorite kind of comedy? “Corgi-cally funny ones!”
Why did the prince take up stand-up comedy? He wanted to elevate to “King of the one-liners”!
How does the royal family stay entertained? They have a knightly roundtable of puns!
What did the queen say when told a bad pun? “Off with their head…to the comedy club!”
Why did Buckingham Palace start a comedy night? To crown the funniest joke-teller in the land!

Why did Windsor Castle always have a smile? It was home to the royal jesters!
What did the Tower of London say when asked about its favorite comedy genre? “Dark humor, of course!”
How did St. Paul’s Cathedral become the funniest landmark in London? It found the perfect pitch for puns.
Why did the London Eye start a podcast? To stay in the loop with the best comedy trends!
What do you call a funny landmark? A giggle-worthy gateway!
How does Trafalgar Square stay entertained? It hosts a plethora of pigeon performers with puns!
Why did Westminster Abbey always have the best jokes? It was blessed with a divine sense of humor!
What did the Shard say to the Gherkin? “I’m a tall order for puns, but you’re a high-rise of laughter!”
How did the British Museum become known for comedy? It was filled with relics of jestful pasts!
Why did Primrose Hill become a hotspot for comedians? It had a hill-arious view of the city!