Top 50+ Best Iphone Puns, Dad Jokes And Wordplays To Make You Laugh Out Loud

In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best iphone puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.

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Top iPhone Puns and Wordplay Jokes That Will Make You LOL

Why did the iPhone break up with the Android? It found a better connection with an Apple.
What did the iPhone say to the apple? “I’m the apple of everyone’s eye.”
Why did the iPhone go to school? To improve its “cell-f” service.
What do you call an iPhone that isn’t yours? A “phone-y.”
Why did the iPhone go to therapy? It had too many “app” issues.
How does an iPhone say hello? “Hey Siri, how do you do?”
Why was the iPhone cold? It left its cellular data on ice.
What do you call a stolen iPhone? Un-app-lealing.
Why did the iPhone go to the doctor? It was feeling “sync-y.”
What did the iPhone wear to the party? An “iDress.”

Why did the dad turn his iPhone into a belt? He heard it was a waist of space.
What did the dad say to the iPhone that wouldn’t stop ringing? “Time to put it on silent, son.”
Why did the dad think the iPhone was lost? It couldn’t find its way back to the Apple store.
What did the dad say when his iPhone was running low on battery? “You need to charge up, kiddo.”
Why did the dad try to call his iPhone? He wanted to make a “dad” call.
What did the dad say when his iPhone autocorrected his text to “dad bod”? “Guess you know me too well, phone.”
Why did the dad take his iPhone to the barber? It needed a trim for better reception.
What did the dad say when his iPhone dropped on the floor? “That’s what you get for being too wireless.”
Why did the dad think his iPhone was a magician? It kept disappearing during family time.
What do you call a dad who’s always on his iPhone? “App-sentee Father.”

Why did the iPhone break up with its charger? It needed some “space.”
What did the iPhone say to the case? “I “case” you didn’t know, you protect me.”
Why did the iPhone join the band? It had great “air”play.
What do you call a group of iPhones? A “cell-phone-y.”
What did the iPhone say to the incoming call? “I’ll catch you on the flip “slide.”
Why did the iPhone start a cooking show? It had a great “app”-etite for recipes.
What do you call it when an iPhone replaces your best friend? “iBuddy.”
Why did the iPhone go to the movie? It heard there was a “screen”play.
What did the iPhone say to the broken screen? “Don’t worry, we’ll “touch” up your flaws.”
Why did the iPhone have a crush on the Android? It loved the “app-eal.”

Why did the iPhone go to the gym? It wanted to increase its “megabytes.”
What did the iPhone say to the computer? “I’m the apple of everyone’s iCloud.”
Why did the iPhone bring a ladder? It wanted to “cell” service in the highest place.
What do you call it when an iPhone becomes a lawyer? “iPro.”
Why did the iPhone win the race? It had the fastest “app”-roach.
What did the iPhone say to the Apple Watch? “Time to sync up, buddy.”
Why did the iPhone join the circus? It wanted to be the “ring” leader.
What do you call an iPhone that’s always lost? “iLost.”
Why did the iPhone become a chef? It had great “i-recipes” for success.
What did the iPhone say to the new model? “You’ve got no “mojo,” I’m still the best.”