In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best horse puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Neigh-Sayers: The Top 10 Hilarious Horse Puns
1. I’m a little hoarse from all the neigh-saying.
2. You’d make a great jockey because you always horse around.
3. Why did the horse go behind the barn? He heard the carrots were outstanding.
4. I like to hoof it when I’m in a hurry.
5. Time spent with horses is never wasted, it’s always a mane event.
6. The horse was a stable genius, but he still couldn’t figure out why the long face.
7. I like to tell horse puns on hay-cation.
8. Why did the pony get sent to his room? Because he wouldn’t stop foaling around.
9. Quit horsing around and let’s trot to the finish line.
10. The horse’s dream job is to be a mane attraction at the circus.
Gallop Your Way to Laughter with These Horse-diculously Funny Jokes
1. How do you know if a horse is happy? He’s always jockeying for position.
2. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
3. Why did the horse cross the road? To say hello to the neigh-bors.
4. My horse is the ultimate party animal, he always knows how to stirrup some fun.
5. The horse couldn’t go to the party, he had too many foal commitments.
6. Why do horses make terrible secret agents? They’re always getting caught in their horsing around.
7. Did you hear about the horse who could count? He was a math-mare-ician.
8. I took my horse to the chiropractor, turns out he had a bad case of the mane-lignment.
9. The horse was a real night owl, he loved to stay up ’til horse-thirty.
10. The horse was grateful for the bale-out after a long day of work.
Saddle Up for a Round of Side-Splitting Equine Wordplays
1. Stop foaling around and let’s hoof it to the finish line.
2. The horse had a long face after losing the race, but he mane-tained his composure.
3. The horse was a stable genius, he could trot out all the puns with ease.
4. I’m feeling a little stirrup-crazy, let’s saddle up for some laughs.
5. The horse tried to make a pun, but it just wasn’t his mane squeeze.
6. My horse has a great sense of humor, he always knows how to horse around.
7. The horse’s favorite TV show is Horsin’ Around, he loves a good equine-based sitcom.
8. The horse was feeling a little hoarse from all the neigh-saying, but he still managed to crack a smile.
9. The horse’s favorite snack is mare-shmallows, he loves anything horse-related.
10. The horse was feeling a bit under the weather, he was a little hoarse.