In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best horror puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Creepin’ It Real: The Top Horror Puns to Make You Scream (with Laughter)
1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
2. What do you call a vampire who loves candy? A sucker for sweets.
3. How does a witch keep her hair in place while flying? With scare-spray.
4. Why did the ghost go to the party? For the boos.
5. Why did the mummy go to school? To improve his wrappings.
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
7. How do vampires get around on Halloween night? By blood vessels.
8. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
9. Why was the baby ghost so considerate? Because he had a little boo-boo.
10. How do spiders communicate? Through the web grapevine.
Ghoul Time Jokes: Hilarious Wordplays and Dad Jokes for Horror Fans
1. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
2. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
3. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
4. What do you get when you cross Dracula with a snowman? Frostbite.
5. How does a werewolf like his steak cooked? Rare.
6. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
7. What’s a vampire’s favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa.
8. What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Sham-boo.
9. How does a witch apply makeup? With a broomstick.
10. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
Trick or Treat Yo’ Self: Spooky and Silly Puns to Haunt Your Funny Bone
1. What do you call a monster who loves dance parties? The Boogie Monster.
2. Why did the skeleton refuse to cross the road? He didn’t have the guts.
3. Why did the zombie join the dance competition? He heard it was a thriller.
4. What kind of music do mummies listen to during Halloween? Wrap music.
5. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them.
6. How do monsters like their eggs? Terrified.
7. Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuuming sucks.
8. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon? Sour-puss.
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
10. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
Boo-tifully Funny: The Best Halloween Puns and Wordplays to Make You Howl
1. Why did the ghost go to the store to buy a new sheet? Because he had a rip in his clothing!
2. What type of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music.
3. What’s a skeleton’s favorite fruit? A nectarine.
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
5. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his ghoul grades.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. How do monsters like their coffee? Decoffinated.
8. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
9. Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits.
10. What do you call a monster who buys up land? A Realghoul.
Frightfully Funny: Hilarious Horror Puns Guaranteed to Give You Pumpkin to Talk About
1. Why don’t ghosts like rain? It dampens their spirits.
2. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.
4. Why was the werewolf so good at math? Because he knew how to count on his claws.
5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
6. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up.
7. How do you mend a broken Jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
8. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.
9. What do you call a monster who eats too much? A gobblin’.
10. Why did the zombie go to the party alone? He couldn’t find anyone to “flesh” out his invite.