In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best holiday puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
‘Tis the Season for Some Hilarious Holiday Puns
1. Why did the ornament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little “ballsy.”
2. What do you call Santa’s helpers who are musicians? Rappers.
3. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes!
4. What do you give a dog for Christmas? A “barking” lot of presents.
5. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
6. What do you call an elf who sings? A “wrap” star.
7. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite.
9. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good “light!”
10. I’m dreaming of a white Christmas… But if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red!
Spreading Cheer with Festive Dad Jokes and Wordplays
1. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
2. How do you know if Santa is good at karate? He has a “black belt”!
3. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
4. What do you get when Santa Claus goes down the chimney with a lit fireplace? Crisp Kringle!
5. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks.
6. How do snowmen get around? They ride an “icicle”!
7. Why was the choir in detention? They were “trebled” makers!
8. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
9. What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia.
10. How does Santa keep his beard so white? He “snows” a lot.
Laugh All the Way: The Best Funny Holiday Puns
1. How do you know when Santa’s around? You can sense his “presence.”
2. Why did Santa go to therapy? He had low “elf” esteem.
3. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? Cookie sheets!
4. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Jaws.
5. Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
6. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
7. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.
8. How do you know when Santa’s been in your garden shed? You’ve been left a present.
9. Where does Santa go when he’s sick? To the elf-care center.
10. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf” esteem.
Unwrapping the Top Christmas Wordplays and Jokes
1. What do you call Santa when he goes on vacation? Santa Barbara.
2. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot-s him!
3. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles.
4. What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrot?
5. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A snowball!
6. How does Santa take photos? With his North Polaroid.
7. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
8. What happens when Santa’s reindeer lose their tails? They give each other “reindeer-rings”!
9. Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
10. What do elves use to stay slim? North Pole dancing.
Ring in the New Year with These Side-Splitting Holiday Puns
1. Why do programmers like Christmas so much? Because it’s full of “tree-structures.”
2. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a werewolf? Frostbite.
3. Why was the snowman standing on a mound of dirt? Because he heard frostbite helps the garden grow!
4. What do snowmen do on their birthdays? Chill out!
5. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
6. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
7. What does a snowman take when he gets sick? An “icicle.”
8. How do snowmen travel around? By “icicle.”
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
10. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.