In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best hobbit puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Hobbit Hole” Puns that Will Make You Giggle
1. What do hobbits use to fix a hole in their house? A hobbit hole patch!
2. Why did the hobbit break up with his girlfriend? She was too tall for him, he couldn’t see eye-to-eye with her!
3. How does a hobbit make sure his front door is always secure? He locks it with a hobbit key!
4. What did the hobbit say when he found a bug in his pantry? “There’s a hobbit in my hobbit hole!”
5. How does a hobbit like to brew his tea? In a hobbit kettle, of course!
6. Why did the hobbit bring a ladder to the party? He heard it was a ‘high’-class event!
7. What do you call a hobbit who loves to dance? A two-steppin’ Bilbo Baggins!
8. How does a hobbit like his toast? With second breakfast spread, of course!
9. Why did the hobbit go to therapy? He had a deep-seated fear of heights in his hobbit hole!
10. What do you get if you cross a hobbit with a pumpkin? A squash-buckler!
Funny “Lord of the Rings” Wordplays to Brighten Your Day
1. Why did Frodo become a stand-up comedian? He wanted to take his journey to Mordor to the next level – the laughter level!
2. What did Aragorn say when Legolas asked him to borrow his quiver? “Sure, take it on the quiver!”
3. How do you make Gollum laugh? Give him a ‘preciousss’ pun!
4. Why did Gandalf join the band? He heard they needed a ‘wizard’ on the guitar!
5. What’s Gandalf’s favorite type of music? Rock’n’Roll-órien!
6. What did the elf say to the bartender? “I’ll have a Lembas bread on the rocks!”
7. What type of food do hobbits serve at their parties? Mordorves!
8. Why was Sauron never invited to parties? He was always eyeing the ring finger food!
9. What does Legolas use to style his hair? Elf-gel!
10. What do you call Smeagol when he’s in a good mood? Smile-gol!
Hilarious Dad Jokes Inspired by Bilbo Baggins
1. Why did Bilbo never go to the movies? He heard they were too short for his liking!
2. How does Bilbo like to introduce himself? As the hobbit who’s ‘Baggins’ lots of dad jokes!
3. Why did Bilbo bring his umbrella to the party? He heard it was raining ‘puns’ and ‘gags’!
4. What did Bilbo say when someone asked if he wanted to hear a joke? “Sure, I’m all ears… and hairy feet!”
5. How does Bilbo like his steak cooked? Medium ‘rare treasure’!
6. Why did Bilbo start a garden? He heard it was a ‘rootin’ tootin’ good time!
7. What did Bilbo say when someone called him ‘short’? “I prefer the term vertically challenged!”
8. How does Bilbo like his coffee? With a ‘dash’ of adventure!
9. Why did Bilbo never get lost in the woods? He followed the breadcrumbs of his dad jokes!
10. What did Bilbo say when someone asked him if he liked puns? “I ‘bard’-ly can resist a good joke!”
“Middle Earth” Puns That Will Leave You Rolling on the Floor
1. Why was Gimli always the designated driver? Because he couldn’t ‘handle’ his ale!
2. How does Saruman like his eggs? Or-thank you-mlet!
3. Why did the fellowship always bring Legolas on camping trips? He was great at ‘elf’-ing with the tents!
4. What did Treebeard say when he won the poetry contest? “I ‘wood’ like to thank the roots that helped me grow as a poet!”
5. How does Frodo like his ice cream? With ‘ring’-sprinkles on top!
6. Why was the spider always invited to Shelob’s parties? Because she was great at ‘web’-bing people together!
7. What did the orc say when he tripped and fell? “Orc no! I’ve been defeated by gravity!”
8. How do you make an elf laugh? Tick-lembas!
9. Why did the ranger bring a map to Mordor? He heard it was the ‘one does not simply walk into Mordor’ kind of journey!
10. What do you call an elf who loves to dance? A ‘point’-ed dancer!
Top Tolkien-inspired Humor for All the LotR Fans
1. Why did Samwise Gamgee get a job at the bakery? He heard they were ‘yeast’ to hire him!
2. How does Eowyn like to play hide and seek? She always shouts ‘You cannot hide, for I am no man!’
3. Why do orcs have such great singing voices? They ‘orc-astrated’ their vocal cords!
4. What did the ents say when they were angry? “I’m ‘root’ing for change!”
5. How does Galadriel like to take her tea? With a ‘sip’ of magic!
6. Why did the Balrog never get invited to birthday parties? He always brought the ‘fiery’ po-tato salad!
7. What do you call an orc who loves to read? A ‘book’-licker!
8. Why did Arwen break up with Aragorn? She realized he was always ‘strider’-ing away from commitment!
9. What’s Gollum’s favorite card game? ‘Poker face’ – he never blinks!
10. How does Legolas stay motivated to keep fighting? He always has ‘aim’-bitions!