In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best hazelnut puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.

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Nut-ural Selection: The Top Hazelnut Puns for a Good Laugh

1. Let’s go nuts and crack some hazelnut puns!

Why did the hazelnut go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little nutty!
What did the hazelnut say to the walnut? Your shell is looking a little nutty today!
Why was the hazelnut invited to all the parties? Because it’s always the life of the nutty!
How do hazelnuts stay in shape? They exercise at the acorn-obics class!
What did the hazelnut do when it heard a funny joke? It cracked up!
Why did the hazelnut refuse to play hide and seek? Because it didn’t want to be shellfish!
What’s a hazelnut’s favorite song? “I’m Nuts About You”!
How do hazelnuts settle disputes? They shell it out!
Why did the hazelnut take up meditation? To find its inner nut-peace!
What do you call an almond who thinks it’s a hazelnut? A nutcase!

Why did the hazelnut go to school? To become a little nut-telligent!
What did the hazelnut say to its dad? You’re really cracking me up!
Why did the hazelnut get a job in construction? It wanted to build a nut-house!
What did the hazelnut wear to the party? A bow-tie, it wanted to look “nut-iculous”!
Why did the hazelnut get in trouble at school? It was caught passing “nut-es”!
What do you call a hazelnut who loves to dance? The nut-cracker!
Why was the hazelnut always the best dancer? It had great “nut-ability”!
Why did the hazelnut bring a ladder to the party? To climb up and crack everyone up!
How does the hazelnut greet its friends? With a nutty hug and a whole lot of love!
What do you get when you cross a hazelnut with a squirrel? A nutty buddy!

How does a hazelnut pay for its purchases? With cashew nuts!
What did the hazelnut say to the pistachio? “Let’s go nuts together!”
Why did the hazelnut break up with the almond? It was just too nutty for its tastes!
Why did the hazelnut refuse to go skiing? It was afraid of getting hazel-nuts!
What did the hazelnut say to the peanut? “You’re driving me nuts!”
How do hazelnuts communicate with each other? They use a nut-ophone!
What do hazelnuts have in common with astronauts? They both love a good space-nut joke!
Why did the hazelnut get a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a nut-ritious treat!
What do you call a doctor who specializes in hazelnuts? A nut-surgeon!
Why did the hazelnut start a band? It had a real knack for cracking up the audience!

What did the hazelnut say to the macadamia? “I’m nuts about you!”
Why did the hazelnut avoid the gym? It didn’t want to break a nut-sweat!
What did the hazelnut say to the cashew after a long day? “Let’s go nuts and relax!”
Why did the hazelnut get a trophy? For being the most nut-orious nuts in town!
What’s a hazelnut’s favorite game to play? Nut-scotch!
Why did the hazelnut win the baking competition? It had a recipe for nut-cess!
What did the hazelnut bring to the picnic? A basket full of nut-ritious snacks!
Why did the hazelnut join the comedy club? It had a reputation for cracking up the audience!
What do you call a hazelnut who loves to sing? A nut-ella!
Why did the hazelnut win the marathon race? It was really on a roll!

What did the hazelnut say when it won the lottery? It was nuts about the cashew!
Why did the hazelnut plant go to therapy? It had a lot of unresolved nut-ssues!
What’s a hazelnut’s favorite type of music? Nut-rock!
Why did the hazelnut run for president? It wanted to bring some nut-ty changes to the world!
What did the hazelnut say to the hazelnut tree during the storm? Hold on tight, we’re going to go nuts together!
Why did the hazelnut write a book? It had a lot of nut-words of wisdom to share!
What’s a hazelnut’s favorite TV show? The Nutty Professor!
Why did the hazelnut take up yoga? To find inner peace and become a real nut-calm!
What did the hazelnut say when it was told it couldn’t do something? Watch me crack that nut-job!
Why did the hazelnut go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the nut-ty-go-round!