Top 50+ Best Harvest Puns, Dad Jokes And Wordplays To Make You Laugh Out Loud

In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best harvest puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.

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Punny Harvest Jokes That Will Leaf You in Stitches

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fruit that’s rough around the edges? A bad apple!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid!
How does a farmer mend his overalls? With cabbage patches!
Why did the corn stalk break up with the bean stalk? Because it couldn’t handle the pressure!
What do you call a potato that’s afraid to jump in the water? A “chip”!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Strawberry fields forever!

Why was the corn afraid of the dark? Because it was stalked!
What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the left side of the road? Because it had more seeds!
What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Stop picking on me!
Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead of its “thyme”!
What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? “Where’s my John Deere?”
How do you make a watermelon laugh? You tickle its rind!
What did the carrot say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
Why did the beans go to school? To become “smart” beans!

Why did the sunflower get in trouble? Because it was causing a “seed”uction!
What do you call a group of musical plants? A “quartet” of quartets!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are too corny!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry tunes!
Why did the apple tree break up with the pear tree? It couldn’t handle the “pair” pressure!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little “wine”!
Why did the pineapple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons!
What’s a pepper’s favorite dance move? The jalepeño shuffle!
Why did the strawberry leave the party early? It was feeling berry tired!

Why did the farmer bury all his money in the field? He wanted to make his soil rich!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of clothing? Straw-t pants!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a farmer? Frost-bite!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
Why did the tractor break down? It was all out of gas-pa-chos!
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A moo-sician!
Why did the farmer bring a ladder to the orchard? Because he heard the apples needed a good picking!

Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash? It was too “gourd”geous!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
Why was the corn so good at math? Because it could count its kernels!
What did the pumpkin say after Halloween? Time to squash some goals!
Why do vegetables always tell the truth? Because they can’t beet around the bush!
What did the grape say when it was stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little “wine”!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-nanas!
Why did the melon jump off the high dive? It wanted to be a watermelon!