In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best hangover puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Tipsy Terminology: The Most Hilarious Hangover Puns
1. I can’t believe I drank so much last night – I’m grapeful I made it home!
2. My headache isn’t just a pain in the glass, it’s a whole bottle!
3. I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing a wine flu.
4. I swore I wouldn’t drink, but it was a brew-tal mistake.
5. This hangover is proof that I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
6. Why did the beer bottle go to bed feeling dizzy? Because it had too many night caps!
7. Are you a bottle of wine? Because you’ve been aging me all night.
8. I can’t find my coffee mug, I guess I’ll just have to wine about it.
9. My hangover is like a dark cloud – whisky business!
10. Last night’s drinks were a real shot in the dark – now I’m paying the price.
Bottoms Up! Dad Jokes for Surviving a Hangover
1. I told my wife I’m feeling really hungover today, but she said “hello, Hungover, I’m wife.”
2. The first rule of hangovers: always have a sense of humor, even if it’s a little gin-dane.
3. Why did the hungover man sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time for his headach-tic-tacs.
4. What do you call a bear with a hangover? A grizzled grizzly.
5. Why did the bartender give the hangover a big tip? It was well-earned and on the rocks.
6. My friends told me I’ve been drinking too much but, hey, I’m just making pour decisions.
7. What do you say to a hangover that has overstayed its welcome? Time to wine down.
8. The more water I drink, the more I realize I’m really just hydrating a hangover.
9. My hangover is so bad, my coffee needs a coffee to wake up this morning.
10. Are hangovers hereditary? Because I think I got it from my pops.
Wordplay Wonders: Funny Puns to Cure a Hangover
1. My hangover doesn’t stand a champagne of being cured by a bowl of cereal.
2. I can’t espresso how much I need this coffee to cure my hangover.
3. Why did the hangover go to the doctor? It couldn’t beer the pain anymore!
4. I need a prescription for a double shot of puns to cure this hangover.
5. Alcohol you later, hangover! I’m off to find a cure.
6. My hangover is on the rocks, but these puns are serving up the perfect twist.
7. I think my hangover is trying to brew-dly go where no hangover has gone before.
8. Why did the hangover go to the party? It heard there would be a cure-all cocktail.
9. My hangover feels like a bad joke, but at least these puns are a bit of a pick-me-up.
10. If laughter is the best medicine, then these puns are my remedy for a hangover.
Hair of the Dog: Hilarious Hangover Pun Playlists
1. “Don’t Stop Believer” – by Journey (in Hair of the Dog mix)
2. “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” – by Wham! (in Hair of the Dog mix)
3. “I Will Survive” – by Gloria Gaynor (in Hair of the Dog mix)
4. “Sweet Caroline” – by Neil Diamond (in Hair of the Dog mix)
5. “Here Comes the Sun” – by The Beatles (in Hair of the Dog mix)
6. “Walking on Sunshine” – by Katrina and the Waves (in Hair of the Dog mix)
7. “Good Vibrations” – by The Beach Boys (in Hair of the Dog mix)
8. “Mr. Brightside” – by The Killers (in Hair of the Dog mix)
9. “Eye of the Tiger” – by Survivor (in Hair of the Dog mix)
10. “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” – by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell (in Hair of the Dog mix)
Laughing Off Liquor: Top Hangover Jokes and Puns for a Good Time
1. Why did the hangover leave the party early? It couldn’t handle the punch lines.
2. How do you know if your hangover is classy? It keeps ordering Harvey Wallbangers.
3. Hangovers are like a good joke – they get better with time and a lot of water.
4. What’s a hangover’s favorite TV show? The Walking Dead, because it feels like a zombie.
5. Why did the hangover call in sick to work? It couldn’t stomach the thought of being productive.
6. Hangovers and bad jokes have one thing in common – they both leave you groaning.
7. Why did the hangover refuse to apologize? It had a headache and couldn’t think straigh.
8. What did the hangover say to the aspirin? “You’re my headache’s best friend.”
9. Why did the hangover watch a funny movie? It needed something to wine about.
10. Hangovers are just like puns – it’s all fun and games until you’re the one dealing with them.