In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best grocery puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Top Banana: The Most A-Peeling Grocery Puns
1. I find grocery shopping a-peeling.
2. The banana split when it heard my grocery list.
3. Don’t slip on a banana peel, unless you want to be in a jam.
4. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
5. The banana had appeal, but the orange took the peel.
6. I asked the banana for directions, but it just went in circles.
7. What did the apple say to the banana? You’re such a peach.
8. The grocery store was appealing, but the bananas really stood out.
9. Whenever I’m sad, I just banana split out of there.
10. My favorite dance is the banana cha-cha.
Lettuce Laugh: Hilarious Produce Puns That Will Turnip Your Mood
1. Lettuce turnip the beet and have a great time at the grocery store.
2. The produce section is a-maize-ing.
3. The carrot had peelings about its date with the celery.
4. What do you call a happy vegetable? A jolly green giant.
5. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
6. I like my vegetables like I like my jokes — corny.
7. I’m all about that base(leaf).
8. The herb garden is where I romaine.
9. The cucumber just wanted to be a big dill.
10. The zucchini was always the first to squash the competition.
Punny Perfection: Clever Wordplays for the Aisles
1. I’m soy into grocery shopping, it’s un-pea-lievable.
2. The aisles have eyes, and always seem to watch my cart.
3. A broccoli a day keeps the doctor away.
4. This grocery store must be grape, because I can’t wine.
5. Orange you glad I brought some citrus puns?
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
7. The beans were pretty jumpy, they were just green with envy.
8. I’m a-maize-ing at finding the aisle of corn.
9. The pineapple was a-peeling, but the kiwi was a twist.
10. The milk couldn’t believe how cheesy the dairy jokes were.
Dad Joke Delights: Grocery Store Edition
1. When the lettuce turned the corner, it ran into a shelf — it was a head-on collision.
2. The cantaloupe couldn’t elope, it was too tied down with its melon-drama.
3. I tried to organize a union for grocery store workers, but it was fruitless.
4. I told a joke about butter, but it didn’t go over churned.
5. The cashier told me a joke about eggs, but it just cracked me up.
6. Why did the bread go to therapy? It had a lot of loaf issues.
7. The fruits at the grocery store always carry a bunch of emotions.
8. What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
9. The tomato didn’t want to go to the grocery store, it had some beef with the vegetables.
10. I asked my dad to pick up some chips at the store; he said he couldn’t salsa down the aisle.
From A to Zest: The Best Grocery Puns to Spruce Up Your Shopping List
1. The grocery store is the zest place on earth.
2. I carrot get enough of these jokes.
3. The asparagus was in a pickle about going to the dance.
4. I love grocery shopping, it’s fruit for thought.
5. Why did the grapefruit hang out with the prune? It needed some zest in its life.
6. The celery stalked the broccoli, it wanted to leaf a good impression.
7. Avocados are pear-fect for a good pun.
8. I tried to find the pizza aisle, but I kept getting lost in the sauce.
9. The artichoke was a real heartthrob in the produce section.
10. The grocery store always has me feeling grape-ful.