In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best funny puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Pun-tastic Jokes to Make You LOL
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. The math teacher was happy with his new job because he could finally count on it.
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
5. I’m friends with a baker because he’s a real loaf of fun.
6. I’m friends with a gardener because he’s a real plant of laughs.
7. I’ve been telling everyone about the benefits of dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
8. I’m friends with a clock maker because he’s always got time for a good joke.
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I make puns about the wind because they blow me away.
Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
2. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
5. I’m friends with a chef because he’s always cooking up something funny.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
8. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
9. Why should you listen to a guitar player’s advice? They have a lot of strings attached.
10. How do you organize a party in space? You planet.
Hilarious Wordplays That Will Crack You Up
1. I’m friends with a dentist because they always make good impressions.
2. I wanted to go to the seafood disco, but I pulled a mussel.
3. The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
4. I used to be a fruit salesman, but I couldn’t make enough peelings.
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. I make puns about the wind because they blow me away.
7. I used to be a shoe salesman, but I got the boot.
8. I wanted to be a photographer, but it wasn’t in focus.
9. I wanted to be a comedian, but I didn’t have the funny bone for it.
10. I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
Funny Puns Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day
1. I’m friends with a banker because they always make a deposit of laughs.
2. I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. I wanted to go to the food festival, but I wasn’t hungry enough.
4. I wanted to be a gardener, but I couldn’t find the root of the problem.
5. I make puns about the wind because they blow me away.
6. I’m friends with a clock maker because he’s always got time for a good joke.
7. I’m friends with a magician because he always has a trick up his sleeve.
8. I used to be a salesman, but I couldn’t make enough sales.
9. I wanted to be an artist, but I couldn’t draw enough attention.
10. I wanted to be a gardener, but I couldn’t find a watering hole.
Laugh Out Loud with These Side-Splitting Puns
1. I wanted to be a butcher, but I couldn’t cut the mustard.
2. I’m friends with a chef because he’s always cooking up something funny.
3. I wanted to be a musician, but I couldn’t handle the reeds.
4. I’m friends with a magician because he always has a trick up his sleeve.
5. I used to be a tree surgeon, but I couldn’t make the cut.
6. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
7. I used to be a tailor, but I couldn’t make the cut.
8. I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the heart for it.
9. I wanted to be a comedian, but I didn’t have the funny bone for it.
10. I wanted to be a musician, but I couldn’t handle the scales.