In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best friday puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Fri-YAY Puns: Start Your Weekend with a Laugh!
1. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants on Friday? In case he got a hole in one!
2. What do you call a snowman on a Friday? Chilled out!
3. Why did the tomato turn red on Friday? It saw the salad dressing!
4. How does Friday always greet you? With open arms!
5. Did you hear about the Friday that got an award? It was outstanding in its field!
6. What did the calendar say to Friday? “See you next week!”
7. Why don’t Fridays ever get jealous? Because they know Saturday and Sunday aren’t far behind!
8. How do you know it’s Friday? The weekend is in sight!
9. What did Friday say to Saturday? “You’re my favorite, but Sunday is a close second!”
10. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on Friday? To block out the bright future ahead!
Top 10 Friday Puns Guaranteed to Make You Smile
1. I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious on Friday the 13th!
2. Why did the cow wear a bell on Friday? Because its horns didn’t work!
3. What did the blanket say to Friday? “I’ve got you covered!”
4. Why don’t Fridays ever play hide and seek? Because they always stand out!
5. Friday is like a superhero, it saves the day from the workweek villain!
6. How does Friday make its coffee? With a little love and a latte effort!
7. What did the office supplies say about Friday? “We’re all in this together – staple as one!”
8. Why did the music note break up with Friday? It couldn’t handle the high notes!
9. What do you call a bear on Friday? Grizzly but ready for the weekend!
10. Why did the Friday go to therapy? It needed to work through its weekend plans!
Dad Jokes Galore: Hilarious Wordplays for Your Friday
1. Dad: “Did you hear about the big sale at the calendar store on Friday?”
Child: “No, what happened?”
Dad: “They couldn’t keep up with the dates!”
2. Dad: “Why don’t elves ever play hide and seek on Fridays?”
Child: “Why?”
Dad: “Because good luck finding them before the weekend!”
3. Dad: “Why was the math book sad on Fridays?”
Child: “I don’t know, why?”
Dad: “It had too many problems!”
4. Dad: “Why do we always eat Tacos on Fridays?”
Child: “Why?”
Dad: “Because it’s nacho average day!”
5. Dad: “Guess what I found at the end of the rainbow on Friday?”
Child: “What?”
Dad: “The weekend pot of gold!”
6. Dad: “What did the plant say to Friday?”
Child: “What?”
Dad: “Thanks for literally helping me grow!”
7. Dad: “What do you call a snowman with a six-pack on Friday?”
Child: “What?”
Dad: “An abdominal snowman!”
8. Dad: “Why did the scarecrow win an award on Friday?”
Child: “I don’t know, why?”
Dad: “Because he was outstanding in his field!”
9. Dad: “Why did the Friday join a band?”
Child: “To rock out on the weekend?”
Dad: “Exactly!”
10. Dad: “What did the fisherman say about Friday?”
Child: “What?”
Dad: “It’s reel good!”
Funny Friday Puns to Share with Your Friends and Family
1. Friend: “Why did the coffee file a police report on Friday?”
You: “I don’t know, why?”
Friend: “It got mugged!”
2. Friend: “Why did the bicycle fall over on Friday?”
You: “I have no idea, why?”
Friend: “It was two-tired!”
3. Friend: “Why did the tomato turn red on Friday?”
You: “Why?”
Friend: “It saw the salad dressing!”
4. Friend: “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself on Friday?”
You: “Why?”
Friend: “It was two-tired!”
5. Friend: “Why did the phone wear glasses on Friday?”
You: “I don’t know, why?”
Friend: “It lost all of its contacts!”
6. Friend: “Why did the traffic light turn red on Friday?”
You: “Why?”
Friend: “You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!”
7. Friend: “Why did the music teacher go to jail on Friday?”
You: “I don’t know, why?”
Friend: “Because she got caught with a lot of sax and violins!”
8. Friend: “Why did the scarecrow win an award on Friday?”
You: “I don’t know, why?”
Friend: “Because it was outstanding in its field!”
9. Friend: “Why did the ghost go to the party on Friday?”
You: “Why?”
Friend: “To boo-gie down!”
10. Friend: “Why did the Friday go to the bank?”
You: “Why?”
Friend: “To get some interest for the weekend!”
Laugh Your Way into the Weekend with These Friday Puns
1. Why was the calendar afraid of Friday the 14th? Because it thought it might be an unlucky day!
2. What day is the perfect day to enjoy some nachos? Fry-day!
3. Why did Friday bring a ladder to work? Because it wanted to climb the corporate ladder!
4. How does Friday stay so positive? It always knows the weekend is just around the corner!
5. Why did the broom get invited to the Friday night party? Because it knows how to sweep everyone off their feet!
6. Why did the student bring a ladder to school on Friday? Because they heard it was a high “C” day!
7. How does Friday always know what’s going on? It stays up to date with all the latest news!
8. Why did the tomato blush on Friday? Because it had a crush on the weekend!
9. Why did the traffic cone get promoted on Friday? Because it knew how to direct everyone towards the weekend!
10. What did the calendar say to Friday? “Can’t wait to see you next week!”