In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best fashion puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Puntastic Fashion: The Top 10 Hilarious Fashion Puns
1. I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it just ended up being a waist of time.
2. Sew, what do you think of my new outfit? I think it’s sew-sew.
3. Why did the fashion designer break up with the sock? Because it was too knit-picky.
4. I asked the shoe why it was always late. It told me it was running behind.
5. My tailor is a magician. He can turn rags into riches.
6. Why don’t clothes ever gossip? They like to keep buttons on their lips.
7. I told my pants a joke, but they didn’t laugh. They’re too tight.
8. The fashion show was a huge success. It really stole the runway.
9. I decided to wear my new scarf today. It was a wrap.
10. The shirt was feeling down, so I told it to button up.
Dad Jokes on Fleek: Fashion Edition
1. Why did the hat go to the party alone? It wanted to make a statement.
2. Have you heard of the clothing store that sells socks in packs of 5? They call it a “penta-pack”.
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug wearing a crooked cardigan.
4. Why did the belt get arrested? It held up a pair of pants.
5. My favorite fashion designer is the one who specializes in denim. They really know how to jean-ius.
6. I tried to make a belt out of dollar bills, but it wasn’t a good fit. It was too tight with money.
7. I asked my shirt if it wanted coffee. It said, “I’m good, I’m already stai-ned.”
8. Why did the runway model go to jail? For excessive accessorizing.
9. I told my coat a joke, but it didn’t laugh. It’s kind of a pea-coat.
10. My new shoes are so bright, I guess you could say they’re shine-tastic.
Fashion Wordplays that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. I’m in a committed relationship with my athleisure wear. It’s a sweatheart.
2. Why did the skirt go to the therapist? It had too many hang-ups.
3. My belt was holding up well until it started making bad fashion decisions. It really lost its buckle.
4. Did you hear about the fashionable pencil? It’s always on point.
5. My shirt is always so funny. It has a great sense of tee-hee.
6. Why do sunglasses make terrible detectives? They always shade the truth.
7. My socks are feeling rebellious. They’re in a bit of a toe uprising.
8. Why did the shoe store have a sale? They needed to pump up their sales.
9. The fashion designer was a little nuts, always sewing wild oats.
10. I told my scarf a joke, but it was a little fringe-y.