In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best farm animal puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Clucking Good Fun: The Best Chicken Puns and Wordplays
1. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
2. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer!
3. How does a chicken mail a letter? In a hen-velope!
4. What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost!
5. Why was the chicken afraid of getting caught in the rain? It was a little chicken!
6. What did the chicken order at the Italian restaurant? Eggplant Parmesan!
7. How does a chicken raise its baby chicks? With hen-durance!
8. Why did the chicken sit on the clock? To hatch the time!
9. What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce? Chicken sees-a-salad!
10. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
“Hay” There! Hilarious Horse Puns and Farmyard Dad Jokes
1. Did you hear about the horse that could do math? It was a stable genius!
2. Why do horses make great comedians? They have a lot of horse sense!
3. What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
4. How do you know if a horse is cold? It whinnies!
5. What do you call a horse that lives in your house? A nightmare!
6. Why don’t horses use cell phones? They prefer to talk hoof-to-hoof!
7. How do racehorses stay in shape? They exercise in the jockey gym!
8. What do you call a horse that likes to play the guitar? A rockin’ horse!
9. Why did the horse join a band? It had a lot of neigh-tural talent!
10. How do you make a horse laugh? Tell them a tail!
Feeling Sheepish? Get a Good Laugh with These Sheep Puns
1. Why do sheep never have money? Because they always come up a few cents short!
2. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A candy baa!
3. How do sheep say “Merry Christmas”? Fleece Navidad!
4. Why was the sheep arrested on the highway? It was caught for speeding!
5. What do you call a sheep that’s covered in dust? Dirty wool!
6. How do sheep say goodbye? “Ewe later!”
7. Why do sheep never get lost? They always follow their shepherd’s “leadership”!
8. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
9. Why did the sheep go to the doctor? Because it had a baaa-d cold!
10. How did the sheep fix its computer? It replaced the baa-ttery!
Udderly Funny: The Best Cow Puns and Wordplays
1. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon!
2. How do cows stay up to date with the news? They read the moospaper!
3. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
4. Why did the cow become a referee? It was udderly fair!
5. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moo-sician!
6. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
7. How does a cow keep track of its appointments? It moos in its calendar!
8. What do you call a cow that’s good at sports? Athleticow!
9. Why did the cow start a gardening business? It had a green thumb!
10. What do you call a cow that loves to ski? Mooing downhill quickly!
Pigs Might Fly: Oink-tastic Pig Puns and Funny Farm Animal Jokes
1. What do you call a pig that’s good at karate? Pork chop!
2. Why did the pig take a bath? It wanted to be squeaky clean!
3. How do pigs send secret messages? In hog-cryptography!
4. Why did the pig become a chef? It was a real ham in the kitchen!
5. What do you call a pig that knows karate? Pork chop!
6. How do pigs write messages? With oinkment!
7. Why was the piglet always first in line? It was a little pig-headed!
8. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!
9. Why did the pig join the soccer team? It was great at hoofball!
10. How do pigs talk to each other? In pig Latin!