In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best excel puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Excel-lent Puns to Brighten Your Day”
1. “I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few spreadsheets of rain today.”
2. “I told my computer to stop spreading rumors, but it kept opening Excel.”
3. “I’m a pro at Excel, I Spreadsheet like no one’s business.”
4. “I wish my love life was as organized as my Excel document.”
5. “Why did the Excel file go to therapy? It had too many issues.”
6. “I’m not great at math, but Excel helps me sum things up.”
7. “I made a spreadsheet to keep track of all my puns, it’s my ‘pun’-dex.”
8. “I asked my friend to help me with Excel, but he said he needed to ‘run some tests’.”
9. “I tried to make a joke about Excel formulas, but it didn’t add up.”
10. “My favorite kind of dance is the Excel shuffle, it really spreadsheets the room.”
“Dad Jokes that Excel at Wordplay”
1. “Why did the Excel file break up with the Word document? It couldn’t find the right formula for love.”
2. “I asked my dad if he knew anything about Excel, he said he’s ‘cell’-f taught.”
3. “Dad: Why did the spreadsheet go to the doctor? Me: Why? Dad: It had too many ‘rows’.”
4. “I told my dad a joke about Excel, he said it ‘column’ as a surprise.”
5. “Why do dads love Excel? Because they can ‘chart’ their progress.”
6. “Dad: What did the employee say after making a mistake on Excel? Me: What? Dad: ‘Ctrl+Z, Ctrl+Z!'”
7. “I tried to impress my dad with my Excel skills, he said I really know how to ‘cell’ things.”
8. “Dad: Why did the Excel file get a job as a chef? Me: Why? Dad: It knew how to ‘cell’-sauce.”
9. “My dad’s favorite Excel function is the ‘sum’ button, he really knows how to ‘add’ to the conversation.”
10. “Dad: Did you hear about the Excel file that won the award? Me: No, what happened? Dad: It really ‘excelled’ in its field.”
“Funny Excel Puns to Make You Spreadsheet with Laughter”
1. “Why did the Excel file cross the road? To show it could ‘sort’ things out.”
2. “I told my friend a joke about Excel, they said it really ‘formula-ted’ a good time.”
3. “What do you call a funny Excel file? A ‘cell’-lar comic.”
4. “Why did the Excel file go to school? It wanted to ‘row’ with the best of them.”
5. “I asked my boss if I could leave work early, she said she needed my ‘fill’-ing out forms.”
6. “My therapist told me I’m always ‘hiding’ behind my Excel sheets, I said it’s just my ‘filter’.”
7. “I told my friend I was working on an Excel pun, they said they ‘vlookup’ forward to it.”
8. “I tried to teach my dog how to use Excel, but he kept ‘scrolling’ for treats.”
9. “Why did the Excel file get a speeding ticket? It was going ‘row’ too fast.”
10. “I tried to organize my sock drawer like an Excel document, but it just ended up mismatched.