In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best disney puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
The “Circle of Puns”: Hilarious Lion King-inspired wordplays
1. Why did Simba bring a hairbrush to the jungle? To brush up on his roar-itage.
2. What do you call a lion who likes to run races? A cheetah in disguise.
3. Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.
4. How does Simba organize his favorite tunes? He keeps them on paw-sta notes.
5. What do you call a group of lions playing soccer? A pride match.
6. Why was the lion such a bad comedian? He had a dry sense of mane-er.
7. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
8. Why did the lion break up with his lioness girlfriend? She was a mane-iac.
9. What do you give a lion with a toothache? A roar canal.
10. Why did Simba go to the basketball game? To see the jump-shots!
Wish Upon a Pun: Disney Princess-themed dad jokes that will make you giggle
1. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she kept running away from the ball.
2. How does Ariel make phone calls underwater? With shell service.
3. Why did Snow White’s grades improve? She had seven dwarfs helping her study.
4. What do you call Elsa when she loses her ice powers? A meltdown.
5. How do you wake up Sleeping Beauty? With a kiss and a cup of coffee.
6. Why did Rapunzel get bad grades in math? She was always tangled up in numbers.
7. Why was Belle always calm during a storm? She was used to beastly weather.
8. What do you get when you cross Mulan with a cow? Mulan Beef.
9. Why did Jasmine carry a calculator? To multiply her happiness.
10. What does Tiana use to fix her broken crown? Princess glue.
Finding Punny: Under-the-sea wordplays from the world of Disney Pixar
1. Why did Dory bring sandwiches to the fish meeting? She heard they were schooling-tuna.
2. What did Nemo say to his teacher when she asked him to stay after school? “Just keep swimming.”
3. How do you make a clam laugh? Tickle its shell.
4. Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
5. What did the sea say to the mermaid? Nothing, it just waved.
6. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
7. How does a fish clean its house? With a seabroom.
8. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well-armed.
9. What did the crab do when the tide came in? It got shell-shocked.
10. Why do fish never tell secrets? Because they can’t keep them in their gills.
A Whole New Pun: Aladdin-inspired jokes that will make you laugh out loud
1. Why did the Genie go to therapy? He had too many issues to grant wishes.
2. What did Aladdin say when he was lost in the desert? “I’m rubbing the wrong way.”
3. What do you call a magic camel? A hump-day genie-us.
4. Why did the magic carpet want to be alone? It needed some space.
5. How does Jasmine keep her hair so shiny? With rub-silk oil.
6. Why did the lamp go to the party? It wanted to light up the room.
7. What do you call Aladdin and the Genie’s music duo? A whole new jam.
8. Why did Jafar bring a ladder to the magic carpet race? He wanted to see the high-flying action.
9. How does the Genie like his eggs cooked? With a little magic scramble.
10. Why did Aladdin bring a cucumber to the desert? In case he needed to make a sand-witch.
Laughing with the Monsters: Monsters Inc. puns that are so funny, it’s scary
1. Why did Mike Wazowski put his worksheet in the freezer? He wanted cold hard facts.
2. How do monsters get around? In scare-planes.
3. What do you call a monster that tells jokes? A pun-dertaker.
4. Why did Sully bring a ladder to work? He heard the screams were going through the roof.
5. How do you catch a monster? With a monster-trap.
6. Why did Boo take a pencil to the scare factory? She wanted to draw out the scares.
7. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A human bean.
8. How do monsters communicate? They send each other eerie-mails.
9. Why did Mike Wazowski put a book on his head? He wanted to be read all over.
10. What’s a monster’s favorite treat? Scream puffs!