In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best crafty puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Punny Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
4. My baker friend accidentally made bread out of play-doh. He’s in a lot of pain right now.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
7. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
8. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
9. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
10. I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
Dad Jokes That Will Have You Rolling Your Eyes (in a good way)
1. Hey, Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
2. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
4. Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
6. I’m allergic to water, so I break out in hives every time I take a shower.
7. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
8. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
9. I told my wife she should grow her own vegetables. She said radish.
10. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
Crafty Wordplays That Will Make Your Day Brighter
1. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. I’m reading a book on teleportation, but I can’t seem to put it down.
4. I’m friends with a mathematician, he’s a good multiplier.
5. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
6. I’m reading a book on gravity, I just can’t seem to put it down.
7. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it.
8. I’m friends with a clock maker, he’s really winding me up.
9. I’m reading a book on advanced puns, but it’s all over my head.
10. I used to work at a shoe store, but I just couldn’t sole my problems.
Funny Puns That Will Have You Chuckling All Day
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
5. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. I’m reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it.
8. My baker friend accidentally made bread out of play-doh. He’s in a lot of pain right now.
9. I’m friends with a mathematician, he’s a good multiplier.
10. I told my wife she should grow her own vegetables. She said radish.
Hilarious Wordplay Jokes That Will Crack You Up
1. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
2. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got fired because I took a couple of days off.
4. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
5. The scarecrow won an award because he was outstanding in his field.
6. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
7. I’m allergic to water, so I break out in hives every time I take a shower.
8. I’m friends with a clock maker, he’s really winding me up.
9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
10. I used to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it.