In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best cold puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Ice to Meet You: The Coolest Cold Puns and Wordplays
1. Why did the ice skater bring a ladder to the rink? Because they heard the ice was really thin!
2. How do snowmen get around? By riding an “icicle”!
3. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend? Just chill!
4. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because it had a frostbite!
5. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
8. Why do icicles make terrible comedians? Because their jokes are too “icy”!
9. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “I think I’ll have a meltdown!”
10. How do you spot a modern snowman? He’s the one with the designer scarves!
Chill Out with These Hilarious Cold Dad Jokes
1. What do you say to a frozen cow? “Mooove” over, you’re on thin ice!
2. Why did the snowman break up with his girlfriend? She was too “cold-hearted”!
3. What do you call an old snowman? Water!
4. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
5. Why was the math book sad when it got cold? It had too many problems!
6. What did one snowman say to the other snowman after a long day of work? “I’m snow tired!”
7. How do you know if it’s too cold to swim in the Arctic Ocean? When you can literally walk on water!
8. Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
9. How do snowmen greet each other? They give each other ice cold “hugs”!
10. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
Snow Laughing Matter: The Funniest Cold Puns to Brighten Your Day
1. Why was the snowman always smiling? Because he had snow sense of humor!
2. What did the snow say to the cold wind? “Just chill, man!”
3. What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown!
4. How do you throw a snowball party in space? You just have to planet!
5. Why did the snowman go to school? To improve his “snowledge”!
6. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
7. Why did the snowman bring a stopwatch to the snowball fight? He wanted to see “snow” time to duck!
8. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
9. How do you fix a broken tomato? With a tomato paste!
10. When do you kick a snowman out of the party? When he starts acting “flakey”!
Winter Wordplays: Frosty Jokes That Will Make You Crack a Smile
1. Why do winter hats make terrible pharaohs? They always cover their face!
2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
3. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
4. How do snowmen greet each other? Ice to meet you!
5. How does a snowman greet another snowman? With ice and snow you!
6. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
7. Why did the snowman start a band? He heard snow business like show business!
8. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow!
9. What do snowmen do on the weekend? Just chill!
10. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because he bites!