In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best christmas tree puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Sprucing Up Your Holiday Spirit: The Best Christmas Tree Puns to Make You Laugh
1. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at knitting? It kept dropping its needles!
2. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “Aren’t you pine-ing for me?”
3. How do Christmas trees get online? They just log in!
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
5. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an apple? A pineapple!
6. Why are Christmas trees bad knitters? They always drop their needles!
7. How do Christmas trees keep in touch? They phone-trees!
8. What do you call a scary looking Christmas tree? A tree-mendous sight!
9. What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an octopus? Tentacles of tinsel!
10. Why did the Christmas tree get into a fight? It had too many ‘ornamental’ issues!
Don’t Pine Away: Hilarious Dad Jokes About Christmas Trees
1. Why do Christmas trees make terrible DJs? They always drop the needles!
2. What did the Christmas tree say when it was sad? “I’m feeling pine, thanks for asking.”
3. How do Christmas trees keep in shape? They do tree-obics!
4. Why did the Christmas tree go to the doctor? It had tinsel-itis!
5. Did you hear about the Christmas tree that ran for mayor? It won in a landslide!
6. Why did the Christmas tree go to school? It wanted to be a smarty-pine!
7. What do you call a Christmas tree that tells jokes? A merry prankster!
8. How do Christmas trees drink water? Through a pine straw!
9. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? “You’re one in a million, bulb!”
10. Why was the Christmas tree always calm? It had a lot of tree-mendous patience!
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree: Wordplay Wonders for the Holiday Season
1. Why do Christmas trees never get into trouble? They have bark, but no bite!
2. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite candy? Pine-cones!
3. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It always got the needle stuck in a loop!
4. How do Christmas trees communicate in the forest? They use social tree-dia!
5. What do you call a group of Christmas trees singing carols? A tree-t choir!
6. Why was the Christmas tree chosen to be the emcee of the party? It had the best tree-tment skills!
7. How do Christmas trees get their presents? They pine for them!
8. What’s a Christmas tree’s favorite film? The Pine-lord Express!
9. Why do Christmas trees make great detectives? They’re always tree-sing the clues!
10. What did the Christmas tree say at the end of the party? “I’m tree-mendously grateful for the fun!”