In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best chili puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. Spice Up Your Day with These Hilarious Chili Puns
1. Don’t be jalapeño business!
2. I’m feeling chili, but I’m not sure if it’s the weather or the food.
3. Two chili peppers got into a fight, it was no big dill.
4. My crush said she liked spicy food, so I asked her out for some chili.
5. Why did the ghost go to the chili cook-off? For some boos!
6. I told my friend I was making a chili pun, and he responded, “bean there, done that.”
7. I didn’t believe in love at first sight until I saw my chili simmering on the stove.
8. Chili is my favorite holiday dish because it gives me jalapeño business.
9. What did the chili say to the pie? You want a piece of me?
10. I started a band called Red Hot Chili Peppers, but we just cover songs by the actual band.
2. Chili-rious Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh
1. Why was the chili pepper so nosy? It was jalapeño business.
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta-tion.
3. I told my wife she should do the dishes with soap made from chili peppers. It would be hot water.
4. Why did the green pepper go to the doctor? It was jalapeño eye infection.
5. I accidentally ate some chili seeds and now I’m feeling a bit seedy.
6. Why did the chili bring a ladder to the cook-off? It wanted to be a little chili-higher.
7. I made a chili so spicy, it made my dad say, “You’re not my son – you’re an a-peeling chef!”
8. What do you call a chili pepper that can solve a crime? A jalapeño-spectator.
9. The chili pepper proposed to the bell pepper but it was too capsicupid.
10. My dad made a chili pun and now I’m grounded until further notice.
3. Heat Up the Fun with These Chili Wordplays
1. My girlfriend told me she’s leaving me because I put chili powder in her coffee. I guess I’m not her cup of tea.
2. I tried to make a pun about chili, but it turned out to be a bit corny.
3. Why do chili peppers never win a race? They always get jalapeño face.
4. The chili pepper who won the skateboard competition was a real chili shred.
5. I asked my friend to pass the chili and he replied, “I’m not your waiter, but I can certainly salsa over.”
6. How do chili peppers spread gossip? They go from one jalapeño business to another.
7. The chili pepper couldn’t play hide and seek because it kept jalapeño show.
8. I spilled my chili on the table and now it’s a chili coaster.
9. The chili pepper had a great sense of humor – it was always cracking spicy jokes.
10. My favorite chili cook-off soup is the one that’s lentil you laugh.
4. Get Ready to Crack Up with the Best Chili Puns
1. I’m a chili pepper because I’m hot stuff.
2. Why did the chili break up with the bell pepper? It couldn’t handle the heat anymore.
3. My family told me to stop making puns about chili. I told them, “That’s the spice of life!”
4. I told my doctor I was addicted to eating chili. He told me it was a mild addiction.
5. The chili pepper went to the doctor and asked for a second opinion. It said, “You’re just a little saucy.”
6. The chili pepper couldn’t get a date, it had too much baggage.
7. Why did the ghost win the chili cook-off? It used a secret ingred-dying.
8. My chili puns are so hot, they’re on fire.
9. The chili pepper started a band, but it couldn’t handle the heat of the spotlight.
10. I was feeling down, so I ate some chili – now I’m feeling a little chili.
5. From Mild to Spicy: A Roundup of Funny Chili Jokes
1. I asked my chili pepper plant for a favor, it replied “I’m a little busy right now.”
2. The chili cook-off was intense, everyone was a bit red-faced.
3. I got in trouble for making too many chili puns, but I couldn’t help it – they’re a-peeling.
4. The chili pepper tried to tell a joke, but it fell flat – it just couldn’t ketchup.
5. I tried to make a pun with a jalapeño, but it was too mild.
6. I asked my friend to buy me some chili powder, but he couldn’t find the thyme.
7. The chili pepper went to the beach and got a little hot-headed.
8. My chili puns are so good, they’re chili-gant.
9. The chili pepper took up gardening, but it had a hard thyme keeping its plants alive.
10. My friend said my chili puns were cheesy, I told him they were just a bit saucy.