In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best cheesy puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. Say Cheese! The Cheesiest Puns Guaranteed to Make You Grin
1. What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? Halloumi!
2. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibition? To get a little culture!
3. How does a cheese greet people at a party? Brie-ing a wheelie!
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the cheese lover bring a ladder to the cheese shop? Because they heard the cheese was high up!
6. Why was the cheese sad? Because it had too many problems to cuber!
7. What do you call a cheese that’s sad? Blue cheese!
8. How do you fix a broken cheese? With some Caerphilly applied!
9. What do you call a cheese that is made backwards? Edam!
10. What kind of music do cheese lovers listen to? R ‘n’ Brie!
2. From Gouda to Brie-lliant: Dairy Pun-derful Jokes
1. Why did the cheese maker go to school? To get a grater education!
2. What did the cheese say to the mirror? Looking Gouda!
3. How does the cheese feel when it gets taken away? It gets very blue!
4. What cheese is made backwards? Edam!
5. What do cheese say to itself when looking in the mirror? Halloumi!
6. Why did the cheese maker go bankrupt? They lost too much cheddar!
7. What do you call a cheese that’s sad? Blue cheese!
8. Why did the cheese go to the art show? To get a little culture!
9. How does cheese greet people? Brie-llo!
10. What do you call a social cheese? Gouda!
3. Cheddar Believe It: These Cheese Puns are Grate
1. What did the cheesy comedian say? That’s grate!
2. Why did the cheese go to the barbecue? To get grilled!
3. How do you fix a broken cheese? Use some Caerphilly sticky tape!
4. What did one cheese say to the other cheese at a party? You’re looking grate!
5. Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? It was too fondue crime!
6. What do you call a cheese that loves to dance? Limburger!
7. How do you catch a cheesy criminal? Use a cheese trap!
8. Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn’t edam enough!
9. Why did the cheese break up with the bread? It said they were too crumbly together!
10. What happened when the cheese tried to tell a joke? It fell a bit flat!
4. Aged to Perfection: Dad Jokes that are Feta than Ever
1. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie!
2. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, she gave me a hug!
5. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
6. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are hard to find!
7. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
8. I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying!
9. The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!
10. I’m reading a book on helium balloons, it’s uplifting!
5. Brie-hold the Laughter: Wordplay that will Brie-ghten Your Day
1. What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam!
2. Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? It was too fondue crime!
3. How do you catch a runaway wheel of cheese? You use a cheese trap!
4. What kind of cheese is made of vegetable dye? Colby Jack!
5. What is Gouda’s favorite type of music? R ‘n’ Brie!
6. Why did the cheese fail the test? It didn’t make the grade!
7. What do you call a cheese that loves to dance? Limburger!
8. Why did the cheese break up with the pizza crust? It thought they were too crumbly together!
9. How does cheese greet people at a party? Brie-llo!
10. What did one cheese say to the other at the art show? You’re looking grate!