In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best captain puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Setting Sail: The Top 10 Hilarious Captain Puns That Will Have You in Stitches
1. Why did the sailor become a captain? He wanted to rule the waves.
2. What do you call a pirate who skips school? Captain Hooky.
3. Why did the captain go to the bar? To get a little ship-faced.
4. What did the ocean say to the captain? Nothing, it just waved.
5. How does a pirate like his eggs? Carrrrr-boiled.
6. Why did the captain steer the ship with one hand? To keep his other hand free for his drink.
7. What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A beginner.
8. How does a pirate prefer to communicate? Aye to aye.
9. Why did the captain refuse to play cards? Because he was standing on the deck.
10. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Arrr, you may think it’s the ‘R’ but it’s really the ‘C’ they love.
Smooth Sailing: Dad Jokes and Wordplays Fit for Any Captain
1. How does a pirate know that he is in love? He can’t keep his eye off the booty.
2. Why was the captain’s report always suspenseful? Because it had a cliffhanger ending.
3. What did the ocean say to the captain who fell overboard? Nothing, it just waved.
4. How much did the pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear.
5. Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his reading and ‘rithmetic.
6. Why do pirates make terrible singers? They can’t hit the high sea notes.
7. How do pirates prefer to communicate? P-Aye-R-Mail.
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of movie? Rated Arrrrr!
9. Why did the pirate refuse to say “I love you”? He didn’t want to commit aye-ment.
10. What did the pirate say when his shipmate lost weight? “You’re all aboard now!”
Anchors Aweigh: Funny Puns That Will Make You the Captain of Comedy
1. Why did the pirate get into acting? He wanted to be a starrrr!
2. How did the pirate stop smoking? He threw his pack-arrrr overboard.
3. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was standing on the deck.
4. How did the pirate celebrate his birthday? He threw a pARRRty.
5. What do you call a pirate who likes to stay up late? A night buccaneer.
6. Why did the pirate refuse to play hide and seek? Because good luck finding him with an eye patch!
7. What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
8. What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military? The navy-ARRR!
9. Why did the pirate break out in song? Because he had the high sea-larity.
10. How do you stop a pirate from singing? You take away his high C’s.
Ship Happens: Laugh Out Loud with These Side-Splitting Captain Puns
1. Why did the pirate go to therapy? He had too many emotional skeletons in his closet.
2. Why was the pirate ship so well-mannered? It always said “aye-aye” to the captain.
3. How do pirates prefer to communicate? By using ship-tchat.
4. Why did the captain know he was in trouble? He saw the ship sinking.
5. What’s a pirate’s favorite type of cookie? Ships ahoy!
6. How do pirates prefer to cook their food? On the barrrrrrrbeque.
7. Why was the pirate a terrible comedian? He always buried his jokes in the sand.
8. What do pirates use to keep their pants up? Buccaneer-belts.
9. Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll just wash up on shore afterwards.
10. How did the pirate fix his ship? With patchwork!