In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best broken bone puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Bone to be Wild: The Ultimate List of Broken Bone Puns
1. I have a bone to pick with you…oh wait, it’s broken!
2. My broken bone is really humerus, don’t you think?
3. I thought I could handle the pressure, but then I broke a bone.
4. Breaking a bone is a real ache in the neck…literally!
5. I tried to do a flip, but ended up with a chip…in my bone!
6. This broken bone is really cramping my style.
7. I told the doctor I broke my arm in two places…he told me to stop going to those places!
8. My broken bone is like a bad relationship…it needs time to heal.
9. I tried to be a stand-up comedian, but my broken leg had me sitting down.
10. You could say I’m “fractured” from reality with this broken bone.
Cracking Up: Hilarious Wordplays and Dad Jokes About Broken Bones
1. Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend? He didn’t have the guts!
2. I used to be a baker, but I kneaded too much dough and broke my wrist.
3. I told my friend about my broken bone and he said, “You really shattered my expectations!”
4. My broken bone is like a broken pencil…pointless.
5. I thought about writing a book on broken bones, but I guess it would be a hard read.
6. The doctor said I needed to be more careful, but I guess I didn’t take it to heart…or any other body part!
7. My broken bone has me feeling like a shattered vase…fragile.
8. Why did the skeleton go to the party? He had a bone to pick with someone!
9. My broken bone is like a comedy show…filled with twists and turns.
10. I broke my bone in a soccer game…it was quite a kick in the shin.
Fractured Fun: The Best Funny Puns to Make You Laugh (and Cringe)
1. I asked my bone if it wanted to be broken, and it said, “I’m fractured enough!”
2. My broken bone is like a bad pun…it just won’t heal!
3. I heard a bone joke that really tickled my funny bone…until I remembered I had a broken bone.
4. Why did the bone refuse to break? It had a strong backbone!
5. My broken bone has me feeling like a popsicle…frozen stiff.
6. I tried to tell my bone a joke, but it was too broken up to laugh.
7. I broke my wrist trying to win a high-fiving competition…talk about a hands-on experience!
8. My broken bone is like a broken mirror…a reflection of my clumsiness.
9. I thought about becoming a comedian, but I guess I’ll stick to breaking bones.
10. My broken bone is like a bad pun…it really hits the funny bone.
Break the Ice: Clever and Witty Pun-derful Jokes for Broken Bones
1. I tried to make a joke about my broken bone, but it was too “humerus” for words.
2. Why was the skeleton afraid to break a bone? He didn’t have the guts!
3. I told the doctor about my broken bone and he said, “That’s quite a crack-up!”
4. This broken bone has me feeling like a broken record…repeating the same old story.
5. I broke my ankle in a dance-off…I guess my moves were too break-dancing!
6. My broken bone is like a credit card…maxed out on pain!
7. Why did the bone go to the party? It had a bone to pick with someone!
8. I broke my toe and my friend said, “You really nailed it!”
9. My broken bone is like a bad relationship…it needs time to heal.
10. I thought about doing stand-up comedy, but my broken leg had me sitting down.