In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best brewing puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Hoppy Puns: A Brew-tiful Collection of Beer Themed Jokes
1. I’m not a brewmaster, but I’m hoppy to be here.
2. Why did the hop plant go to therapy? It had too many issues to barley handle.
3. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be hoppy.
4. I’m on a strict beer-only diet. It’s called a brew-nana bread.
5. My favorite type of flower? Barley.
6. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear. And what do you call a beer without any hops? Puberty beer.
7. Why do brewers always carry a pen and paper? In case they want to jot down some hop notes.
8. Why was the hop vine always in trouble? It had too many run-ins with the barley-cops.
9. What do you call a bear with a PhD in brewing? A barley intelligent animal.
10. My beer just told me a pun, it was brewnbelievable!
On Tap: Pouring Out the Best Brewing Dad Jokes
1. What do you call a beer that’s a total downer? A brew-hoo.
2. Did you hear about the brewery that won the lottery? They were ale millionaires.
3. To the beer lover who stole my punctuations marks, I will find you. I will kill you. I will make you hoppy.
4. Why did the beer go to school? It wanted to be well red.
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together. And how does a brewer build their beer? Barrel by barrel.
6. Why did the brewer get arrested? They were charged with ale-ing and abetting.
7. I’m starting to regret my decision to become a brewer. These beer-puns are getting really hop-painful.
8. What do you call a beer that can’t hold its liquor? A lightweight ale.
9. How do you know if a beer is afraid of the dark? It cowers in the barley-corner.
10. Why did the beer go to therapy? It had too many hops and dreams.
Barley Legal Humor: Hilarious Wordplays for Beer Enthusiasts
1. I love beer so much, I yeast can’t get enough of it!
2. My beer glass broke, so now I’m brew to you.
3. Have you heard about the new hops-infused shampoo? It gives your hair that extra lager.
4. What do you call a bunch of musical beers? A harmonious ale-semble.
5. I asked my beer if it wanted to grab a pint, but it just wasn’t tapped into the idea.
6. Why did the barley refuse to hang out with the hops? It couldn’t handle the beer pressure.
7. What’s a brewer’s favorite type of music? Hop-hop.
8. My beer’s been acting strange lately, it’s been barley keeping it together.
9. Why did the beer wear sunglasses? It didn’t want any hops to recognize it.
10. Why did the beer open a bakery? Because it wanted to be a dough-nut beer-er.
Ale-ing with Laughter: Funny Puns for Craft Beer Lovers
1. I’m a-maize-d at how much I love beer puns.
2. What do you call a magic beer? An ale-bra-cadabra.
3. Why did the beer go to the doctor? It had a hops-tacle.
4. The best way to enjoy a beer pun? Stout loud and proud.
5. What’s a beer’s favorite movie genre? Ales and thrillers.
6. My beer glass is always half full, unless it’s a 32-ounce pint glass.
7. What’s a beer’s favorite position in sports? Hops catcher.
8. My beer is feeling lonely, I think it needs some ale-ment.
9. Why did the beer take so long to tell a joke? It was brewing up a good punchline.
10. What do you call a beer that refuses to pay its tab? A running ale.
Lager Than Life: The Ultimate List of Brewing Puns to Make You Hoppy
1. What do you call a bear that loves beer? A brew-ski.
2. Did you hear about the beer that fell down the stairs? It got hoptimistic.
3. Why did the beer go to therapy? It had too many brew-tal memories.
4. Why did the beer refuse to go to the beach? It didn’t want to get dragged into the ale.
5. My beer keeps telling me jokes, but they’re all very punderwhelming.
6. What’s a brewer’s favorite bread? Barley bread.
7. Did you hear about the beer that was an amazing dancer? It had some serious hops.
8. Why was the beer glass always tired? It had too much barley rest.
9. How does a beer win an argument? It ales with it.
10. My beer just told me a joke about fermentation. It’s still aging, but I’m sure it will be hopsome.