In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best april puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious April Pun-ny Jokes
1. Why did the calendar break up with the clock? It couldn’t handle its tick-tock!
2. What do you call an April fish? A prankster at sea!
3. Why did the spring lean towards April? It couldn’t resist the pull of the puns!
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
5. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
6. Why did the computer go to the doctor in April? It had a virus!
7. How does April get its flowers to bloom? It goes to the plant-y-cologist!
8. What did the Easter egg say to the joke? You crack me up!
9. Why was the math book sad in April? It had too many problems!
10. What do you call a bee born in April? A May BEE!
Top Ten April Fool’s Day Pranks That Will Make You Laugh
1. Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower coming!
2. Why did the bicycle fall over at the April Fools’ Day party? It was two-tired!
3. How do you catch a squirrel on April Fool’s Day? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
5. Why did the tomato turn red on April Fool’s Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. Why did the broom go to school on April Fool’s Day? It wanted to become a sweepstakes winner!
7. How do you make a tissue dance on April Fool’s Day? Put a little boogie in it!
8. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!
9. How do you organize a space party for April Fool’s Day? You planet!
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
Funny Easter Puns to Crack Up Your Friends and Family
1. Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken!
2. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line!
3. Why did the Easter egg hide in the sand? Because it didn’t want to be eggs-posed!
4. What do you call a mischievous egg on Easter? A practical yolker!
5. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
6. How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? Eggcercise!
7. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line!
8. Why was the Easter Bunny so good at basketball? Because he had a good hop!
9. Why did the Easter egg take up gardening? It heard the garden hose was egg-ceptional!
10. Why did the Easter egg refuse to fight? It didn’t want to crack under pressure!
Wordplay Wonderland: The Best Dad Jokes for April
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
2. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands!
7. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!