In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best apple puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
1. “Apple of My Eye: Hilarious Apple Puns to Make You Laugh”
1. I couldn’t concentrate in the orchard because I kept thinking about my forbidden love – the apple of my eye.
2. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
3. Did you hear about the apple that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
4. I told an apple a joke, but it didn’t find it very a-peel-ing.
5. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill.
6. What’s an apple’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Big Apple.
7. Why did the apple go to prison? Because it was found guilty of being the core of the crime.
8. I didn’t like apple puns at first, but they really grow on you.
9. Why did the apple go to school? To become a smart cookie.
10. The apple couldn’t find its way in the orchard because it wasn’t very a-maize-ing with directions.
2. “An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away: Apple Puns That Are Absolutely A-peeling”
1. What did the apple say to the doctor? You’re the apple of my eye.
2. Why did the worm stay in the apple? It was a-peel-ing company.
3. Why did the apple go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date.
4. The apple loved to tell jokes, but it knew they were the pits.
5. Why did the apple call the doctor? It wasn’t feeling orchard-nary.
6. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a flight of stairs.
7. What did the apple say when the banana tried to start a fight? Let’s not make a fruit salad out of this.
8. The apple couldn’t unite with the pear because they were fruit from different trees.
9. Why did the apple break up with the orange? It couldn’t withstand the citrus pressure.
10. The apple went to the party but left early because it thought it was the core of attention.
3. “Core Beliefs: The Best Apple Dad Jokes to Share with Your Friends”
1. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
2. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed.
3. Why did the apple run for office? It wanted to be the core mayor.
4. The apple heard a funny joke, but it didn’t find it very a-peeling.
5. What’s an apple’s favorite band? The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
6. Did you hear about the apple that joined the military? It was a real fruit trooper.
7. Why did the apple go to college? It wanted to be a smart fruit.
8. What did the apple say to the banana? Stop monkeying around!
9. Why did the apple blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
10. What did the apple say to the pineapple? You’re the apple of my eye.
4. “How Do You Like Them Apples? A Collection of Funny Apple Wordplays”
1. Adam and Eve had the first computer. It was an Apple but it lacked memory. That’s why we are still looking for the core files.
2. I can’t believe the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I have to throw them pretty hard.
3. When is an apple grouchy? When it’s a crab apple.
4. Adam shouldn’t have said that he wanted to be kneaded from an apple. If he had said potato, we could have beans on the table.
5. The apple tree wanted to join high school. The teacher told it it was fruits rated.
6. The apple couldn’t believe it when it saw a fruit punch – it didn’t think anyone could orange it!
7. The apple got lost in the fruit salad because it wanted to be the melon of attention.
8. The apple was worried it would be pun-ished by the teacher for throwing fruit in class.
9. The apple and the pear can’t be friends anymore. They are in a very a-peeling.
10. Why was the apple afraid of going to school? It thought the teacher would give it a bad core-de mark.
5. “Sweet as Apple Pie: The Top Apple Puns That Will Make You Giggle”
1. Why did the apple bring an umbrella to the party? In case it rained apples and pears.
2. How do you make an apple laugh? Tell it a cor-ny joke.
3. The apple wanted to be prom queen, but it knew it was just a fruit getting ready to fall from the tree.
4. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It just couldn’t find the a-peel anymore.
5. The apple was feeling down, so it decided to turn its frown upside down – into a smiley face.
6. What did the apple say to the lemon? You’re tart-ly welcome.
7. Why did the apple go to the baseball game? It was hoping to catch a fly ball.
8. What did the apple say to the orange? You’re really grape!
9. I tried to make a pie out of apples and grapes, but it ended up being a crushed salad.
10. Why couldn’t the apple play hide and seek? Because it always got caught red-handed.