In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best alphabet puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“A is for Awful: The Best Alphabet Puns That Will Make You LOL”
1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. (A)
2. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator. (A)
3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (A)
4. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down. (A)
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. (A)
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (A)
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. (A)
8. The secret service isn’t allowed to scream “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!” (A)
9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. (A)
10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. (A)
“Dad Jokes Galore: Hilarious Wordplay Puns Using the Alphabet”
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the alphabet factory? The criminals demanded the right amount of ransom. (D)
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. (D)
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. (D)
4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. (D)
5. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them. (D)
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. (D)
7. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. (D)
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. (D)
9. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. (D)
10. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. (D)
“Punderful ABCs: Clever and Funny Alphabet Puns to Brighten Your Day”
1. The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense. (P)
2. The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms. (P)
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. (P)
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (P)
5. The girl said she recognized the person across the street, but I couldn’t see her acquaintance. (P)
6. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, but then it struck me. (P)
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. (P)
8. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “they’re right behind you.” (P)
9. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. (P)
10. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. (P)
“From A to Z: The Ultimate List of Alphabet Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches”
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. (F)
2. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. (F)
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down. (F)
4. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. (F)
5. The girl said she recognized the person across the street, but I couldn’t see her acquaintance. (F)
6. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “they’re right behind you.” (F)
7. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. (F)
8. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. (F)
9. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. (F)
10. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. (F)
“Alphabet Antics: Laugh-Out-Loud Wordplay Puns for Every Letter of the Alphabet”
1. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the alphabet factory? The criminals demanded the right amount of ransom. (L)
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He will stop at nothing to avoid them. (L)
3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. (L)
4. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. (L)
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. (L)
6. I asked the librarian if she had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “they’re right behind you.” (L)
7. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. (L)
8. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. (L)
9. The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!” (L)
10. The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms. (L)