In this very funny pun compilation, we have come up with and collected the best alexa puns, dad jokes and wordplay to make you LOL.
“Alexa, Tell Me a Joke!” – The Best Alexa Dad Jokes and Puns to Brighten Your Day
1. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
2. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings!
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
5. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
6. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
7. Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu – you get what you deserve!
8. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
10. When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!
“Punning with Alexa” – Hilarious Wordplays and Puns You Need to Hear
1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough!
2. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
3. I’m friends with all the planets, but I don’t get along with Uranus!
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
5. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
6. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
7. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
8. I’m friends with all the planets, but I don’t get along with Uranus!
9. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won’t stop sending me on vacation ads!
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
“Alexa, That’s Punny!” – Laugh-Out-Loud Funny Puns to Share with Friends and Family
1. I’m friends with all the planets, but I don’t get along with Uranus!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!
4. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
5. I told my computer I needed a break, now it won’t stop sending me on vacation ads!
6. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
7. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse!
8. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
9. Why did the coffee go to the police? It got mugged!
10. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up!